Lesser Sparrow
@lessersparrow.bsky.social
The devil may care (mom and dad don't)
When Paul Simon sings every day is an endless stream of cigarettes and magazines I think he's just describing heaven
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
When Paul Simon sings every day is an endless stream of cigarettes and magazines I think he's just describing heaven
My musical preferences: the hardest of the hard and the softest of the soft.
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My musical preferences: the hardest of the hard and the softest of the soft.
I'm the world's greatest jazz musician. Because jazz is about the notes that you don't play.
December 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm the world's greatest jazz musician. Because jazz is about the notes that you don't play.
Fuck you MJ Lenderman for making me feel emotions you dumb fucking millennial
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fuck you MJ Lenderman for making me feel emotions you dumb fucking millennial
Adam Ant = adamant???? Who was going to tell me
August 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Adam Ant = adamant???? Who was going to tell me
More like Fuckingham and Dicks, right
August 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
More like Fuckingham and Dicks, right
Why didn't anyone engage with my last post about a weird gripe with a 1984 pop hit? I guess we'll never know!
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Why didn't anyone engage with my last post about a weird gripe with a 1984 pop hit? I guess we'll never know!
The boyfriend in Let's Hear It For The Boy: don't talk sweet, don't dress fine, ain't rich, sings off key. Girl, run!
July 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The boyfriend in Let's Hear It For The Boy: don't talk sweet, don't dress fine, ain't rich, sings off key. Girl, run!
Sometimes I think about how I might die without having seen Cocaine Bear
June 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sometimes I think about how I might die without having seen Cocaine Bear
Champagne for my real friends... then there's this situation at Lidl
February 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Champagne for my real friends... then there's this situation at Lidl
Sober Bowl LIX, anyone can lose and anyone can win
February 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sober Bowl LIX, anyone can lose and anyone can win
The look I'm going for in 2025 is Gary Oldman in Slow Horses because it's appropriate and achievable
January 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The look I'm going for in 2025 is Gary Oldman in Slow Horses because it's appropriate and achievable
Biggest reveal from Thurston Moore's audiobook memoir is that Gerard Cosloy's last name is pronounced Coz-lee
December 31, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Biggest reveal from Thurston Moore's audiobook memoir is that Gerard Cosloy's last name is pronounced Coz-lee
"New Year's Eve in Sacramento - what a gift." Best Alaa Abdelnaby comment of the season so far.
December 31, 2024 at 4:24 AM
"New Year's Eve in Sacramento - what a gift." Best Alaa Abdelnaby comment of the season so far.
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Did the SEPTA app update get rid of live tracking for buses? @septaphilly.bsky.social
December 12, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Did the SEPTA app update get rid of live tracking for buses? @septaphilly.bsky.social
Happy birthday Kelly Oubre Jr you beautiful agent of chaos
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Happy birthday Kelly Oubre Jr you beautiful agent of chaos
Behold God keeping an eye on this, the least of his sparrows
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Behold God keeping an eye on this, the least of his sparrows
Lookin out a window that isn't there
December 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Lookin out a window that isn't there
If I could time travel I wouldn't stop the Kennedy assassination in 1963 but rather confiscate some Fab Four passports so I never had to waste my time watching the Beatles '64 documentary
December 4, 2024 at 12:37 AM
If I could time travel I wouldn't stop the Kennedy assassination in 1963 but rather confiscate some Fab Four passports so I never had to waste my time watching the Beatles '64 documentary
They should invent a spice that actually removes flavor and call it Aramark
November 28, 2024 at 2:16 PM
They should invent a spice that actually removes flavor and call it Aramark
Thought I had a black heart because I hated the Marcel the Shell movie but now I realize it's just because I don't like Air BnBs
November 27, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Thought I had a black heart because I hated the Marcel the Shell movie but now I realize it's just because I don't like Air BnBs
The Lyin' in Winter - me talking about how much lasagna I eat Dec-Feb
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
The Lyin' in Winter - me talking about how much lasagna I eat Dec-Feb
Wondering if Tobin Sprout has figured out yet that Philly band 2nd Grade has eaten his lunch and presumably they aren't Trump bootlickers
November 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Wondering if Tobin Sprout has figured out yet that Philly band 2nd Grade has eaten his lunch and presumably they aren't Trump bootlickers
Wish I knew a jerk named Todd so I could ask if Todd is short for Toddler
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Wish I knew a jerk named Todd so I could ask if Todd is short for Toddler