Shoutout to past me. Weeks ago I added this to my work calendar for this upcoming Monday but never specified what, when, or where this is.
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shoutout to past me. Weeks ago I added this to my work calendar for this upcoming Monday but never specified what, when, or where this is.
This is my dream house. It's Barbie's dream house. It's not Ken's dream house, right?
August 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is my dream house. It's Barbie's dream house. It's not Ken's dream house, right?
Whenever something mildly inconvenient up to wildly perturbing happens I immediately think, "really? during pride month?"
June 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Whenever something mildly inconvenient up to wildly perturbing happens I immediately think, "really? during pride month?"
a corgi would fix my life
May 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a corgi would fix my life
i don't know when exactly my life became quiet
May 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i don't know when exactly my life became quiet
hot girls still wear masks on airplanes. sorry, I don't make the rules.
May 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hot girls still wear masks on airplanes. sorry, I don't make the rules.
Stay tuned as I try to iron a blazer in a hotel room
May 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Stay tuned as I try to iron a blazer in a hotel room
It took every fiber of my being not to buy a clearance monestera delicoisa today
April 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It took every fiber of my being not to buy a clearance monestera delicoisa today
my future music library's gonna be like
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my future music library's gonna be like
writing for Music, Language, and Signs be like
April 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
writing for Music, Language, and Signs be like
Okay, but what young person decided to put this message on the MLA homepage in "brat" green?
April 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Okay, but what young person decided to put this message on the MLA homepage in "brat" green?
oh she like a phd student now
April 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
oh she like a phd student now
Can someone please explain the Ovechkin thing but like in pop song terms?
April 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can someone please explain the Ovechkin thing but like in pop song terms?
yo girl's been accepted to her first research residency 🫡
April 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
yo girl's been accepted to her first research residency 🫡
Me playing Civ 6 for the first time
March 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me playing Civ 6 for the first time
So what do you wear to an invite-only donor's reception on Zoom?
March 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So what do you wear to an invite-only donor's reception on Zoom?
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people killin people dyin
children hurtin you hear me cryin
can you practice what you preach?
would you turn the other cheek?
father father father help us
send some guidance from above
cause people got me got me wondering
where is the love
children hurtin you hear me cryin
can you practice what you preach?
would you turn the other cheek?
father father father help us
send some guidance from above
cause people got me got me wondering
where is the love
March 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
people killin people dyin
children hurtin you hear me cryin
can you practice what you preach?
would you turn the other cheek?
father father father help us
send some guidance from above
cause people got me got me wondering
where is the love
children hurtin you hear me cryin
can you practice what you preach?
would you turn the other cheek?
father father father help us
send some guidance from above
cause people got me got me wondering
where is the love
The last time I was in the MLK public library I was on a first date. oof.
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The last time I was in the MLK public library I was on a first date. oof.
There's two types of people in this world; those who sing Pink Pony Club and those who are simply not fun.
March 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There's two types of people in this world; those who sing Pink Pony Club and those who are simply not fun.
Just heard Gretchen am Spinrade walking to the bathroom. Glad I can still ace undergraduate music identification.
March 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just heard Gretchen am Spinrade walking to the bathroom. Glad I can still ace undergraduate music identification.
Reposted
I did a task that took 4 hours to complete, read, and did my lecture slides for Wednesday. 7 straight hours in a chair. My remaining "to do" list says I currently have 14 things I'm behind on. And I have 18 papers to grade. So I'm gonna go take a shower, eat , and watch some true crime something.
March 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I did a task that took 4 hours to complete, read, and did my lecture slides for Wednesday. 7 straight hours in a chair. My remaining "to do" list says I currently have 14 things I'm behind on. And I have 18 papers to grade. So I'm gonna go take a shower, eat , and watch some true crime something.
I just love the term, "boot licker"
February 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just love the term, "boot licker"