Letty Pagano
@lettuceromaine.bsky.social
Dreamer of untamed unicorns and misunderstood microwaves. Occasionally a professional jellybean sorter. Unofficial mayor of Nonsenseville. Future Nobel Prize in Random Acts of Confusion. #UnicornTaxidermy - 🥬
I asked Chat GPT to make #Paddington 4 take place in America… these are the results.
Paddington 4: A Bear in the Red, White, and Blue
Paddington 4: A Bear in the Red, White, and Blue
January 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I asked Chat GPT to make #Paddington 4 take place in America… these are the results.
Paddington 4: A Bear in the Red, White, and Blue
Paddington 4: A Bear in the Red, White, and Blue
🧵🚨 Official comment from Ricky “Popcorn” Lazenby on choosing #ToledoTurnips over Eagan:
“It wasn’t easy. Both have their merits, but Toledo’s unparalleled commitment to municipal roundabouts spoke to me on a cosmic level. As a former go-kart champ, I respect a city that gets circles.”
“It wasn’t easy. Both have their merits, but Toledo’s unparalleled commitment to municipal roundabouts spoke to me on a cosmic level. As a former go-kart champ, I respect a city that gets circles.”
December 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
🧵🚨 Official comment from Ricky “Popcorn” Lazenby on choosing #ToledoTurnips over Eagan:
“It wasn’t easy. Both have their merits, but Toledo’s unparalleled commitment to municipal roundabouts spoke to me on a cosmic level. As a former go-kart champ, I respect a city that gets circles.”
“It wasn’t easy. Both have their merits, but Toledo’s unparalleled commitment to municipal roundabouts spoke to me on a cosmic level. As a former go-kart champ, I respect a city that gets circles.”
Sources confirm that slugger Ricky ‘Popcorn’ Lazenby has signed a groundbreaking 15-year deal with the Toledo Turnips for 3 crates of sunflower seeds and lifetime access to the stadium soda machine. #FreeAgentFrenzy
November 30, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Sources confirm that slugger Ricky ‘Popcorn’ Lazenby has signed a groundbreaking 15-year deal with the Toledo Turnips for 3 crates of sunflower seeds and lifetime access to the stadium soda machine. #FreeAgentFrenzy
30 years ago today, Mayor Chuck “Pancake” Flapman declared independence for the town of Syrup Springs, TN, after a heated border dispute with Waffleville. The Treaty of Maple Fork ended hostilities. #BreakfastSecession
November 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
30 years ago today, Mayor Chuck “Pancake” Flapman declared independence for the town of Syrup Springs, TN, after a heated border dispute with Waffleville. The Treaty of Maple Fork ended hostilities. #BreakfastSecession
The moon called me a coward last night, so now I’m assembling a team of raccoons to build a ladder. We ride at dawn. #LunarShowdown
November 29, 2024 at 8:25 PM
The moon called me a coward last night, so now I’m assembling a team of raccoons to build a ladder. We ride at dawn. #LunarShowdown