leupagus
@leupagus.bsky.social
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leupagus.bsky.social
Ooh where are you off to
leupagus.bsky.social
Being Cassandra sucks ass
leupagus.bsky.social
The older I get the more I realize a lot of these old white dude authors of the 19th/20thC are the literary equivalent of Brussels sprouts: people consumed them because there wasn't much else but we've made improvements in taste since then and we don't have to subject ourselves to this anymore
leupagus.bsky.social
On my walk today I picked up John Updike's "Witches of Eastwick" because I've never read any Updike and I vaguely remember liking the movie, and I'm a little baffled as to why this dude is considered a Master of American Literature. It's just... guys it's the most tedious book alive
leupagus.bsky.social
Wait is that not the last line of the song??
leupagus.bsky.social
Oh man what if your allergies are the reason you can smell preggo people
leupagus.bsky.social
That is such a betrayal I'm so sorry
leupagus.bsky.social
They aren't targeting every single Jew for extermination, how about that for a substantial difference
leupagus.bsky.social
Did not expect Ellis to be my favorite of this season but the news that he buried a hedgehog he found dead in the road bc he wanted to give it a dignified funeral has won me over
leupagus.bsky.social
Sin I swear to god you and your chitty chitty bang bang body is out to GET YOU
leupagus.bsky.social
Okay the beginning of this video is a bummer, obviously, but man does it improve by the end
queersatanic.bsky.social
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
leupagus.bsky.social
I don't think that's the word I would use, no
leupagus.bsky.social
Let me tell you what, volunteering at a zoo on a school holiday is WILD. In the summers I'll usually talk with a few dozen kids, and now that school's in session it's about a dozen, mostly pre-schoolers.

Today? We talked with over 150 kids. It was great, don't get me wrong! But WOAH.
leupagus.bsky.social
It's very basic bitch but I still say "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" on the reg
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
leupagus.bsky.social
I don't know what DNS is but this still feels hashtag relatable
leupagus.bsky.social
omg where are you going??
leupagus.bsky.social
I cannot WAIT to meet this con artist one day
leupagus.bsky.social
OK I'm looking forward to my longsword classes but yours ALSO sound hella fun