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Lev S Bishop
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Quantum factotum @ IBM.
https://arxiv.org/a/bishop_l_1.html | https://research.ibm.com/people/lev-bishop | https://github.com/levbishop
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Still from The Simpsons. Martin is in front of an arcade cabinet playing the game “My Dinner with Andre”. He looks locked-in and happy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I’m thinking Blues Brothers remake where Tasheriankh and Weatherall go on a mission to find the lost setlist and save the Haç. Working title:
Factory style minimalist poster. Eye of Horus. FAC3000 catalog number. “WRAPPED IN RHYTHM”
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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You forgot the “burger with benefits”‽
AI slop burger image
August 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Good god. That is a line up alright
Oof size: LARGE
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Yeah that line would have stuck out to me too. However, I didn’t get that line when I tested (just very… generic/bland stuff).
Prompt: Write a very brief statement for a primary school graduating student (age 11) to say at the graduation ceremony. Response: Good evening everyone, Thank you for being here today. I'm so proud to be graduating with my classmates. We've learned a lot, made great memories, and had so much fun along the way. Thank you to our teachers, families, and friends for supporting us. We're ready for the next big adventure-middle school! Thank you!
June 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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For the benefit of @dulwichquantum.bsky.social who only read papers in meme form, here's a low-effort meme for my paper with @evm9.dev "Two-Qubit Gate Synthesis via Linear Programming for Heterogeneous Instruction Sets" arxiv.org/abs/2505.00543
Small brain: Monodromy polytope Big brain: Nonlinear optimization Huge brain: Special-case synthesis Galaxy brain: Linear Programming
June 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
April 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Anakin/Padme meme: MAYBE I SHOULD START A PODCAST THAT TAKES UP MY ENTIRE LIFE DONT YOU HAVE COMPETING RESPONSIBILITIES AND OBLIGATIONS …. ….
January 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Hybrid image: looks like Albert Einstein up close, Marilyn Monroe from a distance
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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If you like that, you should try Samyang Buldak Quattro Cheese Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen.
Packet of Samyang Buldak Quattro Cheese Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen. There’s a cartoon chicken in a witch’s outfit stirring a giant cauldron of bubbling cheese
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Thankfully Bluesky has a solution to maintain the purity of your timeline
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December 16, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Abstruse Goose webcomic panel showing path integral formulation of your life. Multiple paths between birth and death
December 8, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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You can more or less eyeball it from this
Image from Wikipedia showing various probes that have left the solar system
November 18, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Morpheus asking: “you think that’s air you’re breathing?”
October 22, 2024 at 12:20 PM