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Giving up on toilet paper. Going back to using the Sears Catalog.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Giving up on toilet paper. Going back to using the Sears Catalog.
Catholics should do a “Hot Ones” style confessional, where people have to eat increasingly spicy wings until the whole truth finally comes out.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Catholics should do a “Hot Ones” style confessional, where people have to eat increasingly spicy wings until the whole truth finally comes out.
How can I be so old that KISS is dead?
October 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
How can I be so old that KISS is dead?
People will say it’s five o’clock somewhere, but they never tell you it’s clown funeral time somewhere else.
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
People will say it’s five o’clock somewhere, but they never tell you it’s clown funeral time somewhere else.
Every question is a rhetorical question when you’re talking to a dog.
August 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Every question is a rhetorical question when you’re talking to a dog.
Me: This candle smells like Fireball.
Candle Salesperson: Non-alcoholics refer to that as “cinnamon”.
Candle Salesperson: Non-alcoholics refer to that as “cinnamon”.
August 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Me: This candle smells like Fireball.
Candle Salesperson: Non-alcoholics refer to that as “cinnamon”.
Candle Salesperson: Non-alcoholics refer to that as “cinnamon”.
I bet Pizza Hut gets hundreds of e-mails every day from people my age asking “What Have You Done?!?”
June 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I bet Pizza Hut gets hundreds of e-mails every day from people my age asking “What Have You Done?!?”
If cats had instagram every reel would be birds hitting windows.
May 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If cats had instagram every reel would be birds hitting windows.
Getting older does have, it’s advantages. For, example I get to misuse comma’s. And also apostrophe,s.
May 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Getting older does have, it’s advantages. For, example I get to misuse comma’s. And also apostrophe,s.
That time I photoshopped myself into the background of a picture of Lech Walesa, and it got picked up by a highly trafficked European website.
cafebabel.com/en/article/2...
cafebabel.com/en/article/2...
2 days in Warsaw: Solidarnosc, cult Polish documentaries and Berlusconi
For two days at the end of April 2009, the Polish capital becomes the 'centre of Europe' as the EU's largest centre-right party descend on the city. Quality time spent between British, Spanish and Pol...
cafebabel.com
May 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
That time I photoshopped myself into the background of a picture of Lech Walesa, and it got picked up by a highly trafficked European website.
cafebabel.com/en/article/2...
cafebabel.com/en/article/2...
Currently at a wedding. The DJ is asking people to sit before the wedding party enters.
Look, my friend. I’m not here for them. My only goal tonight is to drink until food is served.
Look, my friend. I’m not here for them. My only goal tonight is to drink until food is served.
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Currently at a wedding. The DJ is asking people to sit before the wedding party enters.
Look, my friend. I’m not here for them. My only goal tonight is to drink until food is served.
Look, my friend. I’m not here for them. My only goal tonight is to drink until food is served.
I’m making twice-baked potatoes and refried beans in a double-boiler.
January 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I’m making twice-baked potatoes and refried beans in a double-boiler.
Instead of putting bibles in hotel rooms, the Gideons should give you something useful like a fork you can use to scratch your foot.
December 26, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Instead of putting bibles in hotel rooms, the Gideons should give you something useful like a fork you can use to scratch your foot.
Gonna start a supplement business in 2024 called Bulk Up Barn.
December 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Gonna start a supplement business in 2024 called Bulk Up Barn.