When the math ain't mathing for @matthewkeys.bsky.social

@matthewkeys.net Come at me with that DMCA takedown, bro.

Bring back Vikadontis Rex, you cowards. #Vikings

I have a Google voice number I exclusively use for work and conduct no other business on it, period. Tonight I got a voicemail after my working hours, and I think I'm gonna have to adapt to new market conditions. Jazz is the play now, ladies and germs, and Daddy needs a new jazz hat...

Me too. 😅

I love when my phone resurfaces cherished memories like every picture I've taken to remember where the fuck I parked flying in and out on work trips.

General Mitchell, this one's for you. #MKE ✈️➡️ #SMF , probably, given the date.