Dr. Jordan Weeperson
@levuhar.bsky.social
I think Trump's Nobel Peace prize is long overdue. #MAGA #noWarPresident
June 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I think Trump's Nobel Peace prize is long overdue. #MAGA #noWarPresident
"That's the best part of dementia," added the President
June 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"That's the best part of dementia," added the President
Everything Trump does is the best and the biggest and the greatest. Even protest against him. Truly a genius.
June 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Everything Trump does is the best and the biggest and the greatest. Even protest against him. Truly a genius.
Another red flag was that he was humming "P.E. 2000" the whole time. No lube, tho.
June 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Another red flag was that he was humming "P.E. 2000" the whole time. No lube, tho.
We're at a point where it'll be easier to keep a list of countries that are allowed to enter the US. Also, hint, hint, a plane worth a few billion might move you from the travel ban. Might.
June 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We're at a point where it'll be easier to keep a list of countries that are allowed to enter the US. Also, hint, hint, a plane worth a few billion might move you from the travel ban. Might.
Makes perfect sense! America first! Oh, wait... what?
June 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Makes perfect sense! America first! Oh, wait... what?
NOT accurate. Elön came back begging.
June 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
NOT accurate. Elön came back begging.
Can't this poor fascist catch a break? It's his birthday ffs, leave the democracy to burn for at least one day, show up at his Temu North Korean style parade, and yell, "we love you, Mr. Trump, you're the best thing to happen to the US since ever." Is this too much to ask?
June 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Can't this poor fascist catch a break? It's his birthday ffs, leave the democracy to burn for at least one day, show up at his Temu North Korean style parade, and yell, "we love you, Mr. Trump, you're the best thing to happen to the US since ever." Is this too much to ask?
"Anyway..." said the President
June 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Anyway..." said the President
"What a fucking pussy" said Mr. President
June 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"What a fucking pussy" said Mr. President
People from Poland still not completely convinced that this is not Donald Trump in disguise
June 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
People from Poland still not completely convinced that this is not Donald Trump in disguise
"Think nuke" added Mr. Trump
June 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Think nuke" added Mr. Trump
That's the neat part: it's not
June 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That's the neat part: it's not
Ha! That's a score for the 78 year old man owning 22 year old girl. #proudMAGA
June 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ha! That's a score for the 78 year old man owning 22 year old girl. #proudMAGA
*stretching* is doing some heavy lifting here
June 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*stretching* is doing some heavy lifting here
"What vaccine policy?" - RFK Jr.
June 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"What vaccine policy?" - RFK Jr.
"We're looking into nuclear options. We're very strongly considering nuking L.A. But no promises." added Führer Trump
June 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"We're looking into nuclear options. We're very strongly considering nuking L.A. But no promises." added Führer Trump
RFK Jr. is onto something here. There were no vaccines 200 years ago, and people still survived. Most of them. I mean, living for 23 years should be enough for most, right? #MAHA
June 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
RFK Jr. is onto something here. There were no vaccines 200 years ago, and people still survived. Most of them. I mean, living for 23 years should be enough for most, right? #MAHA
"Well, yeah?", commented the Trump administration.
June 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"Well, yeah?", commented the Trump administration.
While this may seem like something a dictator would say, upon closer inspection you might find, that this is what a dictator would say.
June 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
While this may seem like something a dictator would say, upon closer inspection you might find, that this is what a dictator would say.
Trump calls that "the art of the deal".
June 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump calls that "the art of the deal".
Yeah, keep pretending like he isn't also a sexual predator!
June 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yeah, keep pretending like he isn't also a sexual predator!
So anti Trump and focusing only on the bad. The bullet could have been real, so if anything, hurray for the police and good job! 👍
June 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So anti Trump and focusing only on the bad. The bullet could have been real, so if anything, hurray for the police and good job! 👍
Why use some TV show when you have Joe Rogan?
June 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Why use some TV show when you have Joe Rogan?
Well, it depends. What do you mean with "army"? And "send"? And "Kamala"?
June 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Well, it depends. What do you mean with "army"? And "send"? And "Kamala"?