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@lewdynoodle.bsky.social
{Afflicted by Inconsolable Sadness™}•
{34}•{Presenting pronouns}•{Genderfluid demisexual monstrosity}•{Poly}•{Spectrum System}•{Storyteller}•{Gaymer}•{Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here🔞}
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Best representation of us.
I wish I was in my feeders inner circle of priorities 😒
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I’m just tired and exhausted. . .
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
General rant, not aimed at anyone specific.

I hate putting effort into things that do not produce an outcome; I have limited time on this plane of existence, do not waste my time or I will make you regret it.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
If only gifs were supported for profile and cover photos~✨
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I’m too high for this 😵‍💫 @droolfang.bsky.social, I just had the terrible thought of an audio book of MEAT+ME read by, and I am sooo sorry about this; Gilbert Gottfried 😱🤣 kinda like this lol

youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA?...
Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
YouTube video by Dropout
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January 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
New Year, new me~
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Best representation of us.
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
There was silence again. And then... merciless life.
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I think 2026 is gonna be my Minotaur Year; don’t get lost in the Labyrinth~😈
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Just got done reading it and holy hells is it delicious 🥵
"That's all this was. Sex with a spin. Fantasy.
It wasn’t like she was actually being fattened up to be killed and eaten."
🥩🔪❤️🐮🍽️

MEAT+ME is out! It's free for my patrons but you can access the post as a non-patron for $5.

www.patreon.com/posts/meat-m...
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I found the perfect visual representation of what it’s like inside my mind, majority of the time.

Artist is Lawrence Malstaf
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reach out to your friends, they are not here for long.
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Happy New Year to you all, I hope it truly is a swell one~
January 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
M̴̗͖͗̄̊̆̀̓̐̔È̷̩̼̿͂̄̃ͅŗ̷̛̬̟̖̖͈̒͗̊̐͋̈̉̓͠Ȑ̶̢̬̭̱͈̦̐y̴̨̹͚̘͚̠͚̣̜̮͌̾̀̈́̃̀́̿̿ ̴̨̟̯̙̘̝̀͂̚c̵̗̉H̷̻͎̯͖̓̈́͐͂̒͘R̷͉̼̲̞̭̝͉͊́͂͑̂̍̏̄i̸͙̐͂͂́Ș̴͈͎̆̍̒̒͐̋̆́̚T̶̠͒̆͆̚͝m̶̫͓̠̪̥̎̀̒̾̄̇Ä̴͇̼̦͇́͋̓͛s̵͕͕̳͒͊́̀̀́͋͠͝ͅ
December 26, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Thanks for the 10 followers on here. Maybe I’ll have a more robust following here rather than Shitter X lol
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November 19, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Still here, just dusting and airing out the place a bit more. Just in case of company flying in from the sinking ship that is Twitter.
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October 18, 2024 at 10:40 AM

̸̧̣̣̹̦̯͇̱̈́̾͂̇̾̉̒́̉̑̔̑̐̉̕ͅT̵͈̩͇̤͌̎́̎̄̾͝H̸̨̟̠͍̺̣͖̲͔͉̣̹͚̎̊͂̅̊͛̈́̈́̉͒̔̌̊̉͝ͅE̷̡̧̧̜͈̩̲̺͉͔̣̙̮̩͉̒ ̸͙̭̜̖̼̮̞̫̀̑̉̒͐́͆̾̑̋́̃̕͝F̶̹̭̻͈̘̲͌͌͘Ò̵̧̢̨̢̤̱̬̤̤̻̰̮ͅͅĢ̷̢͎̥̼̪̞̭͇͈̝͖̭̺̞̌̎̔̇̒̋̀̓̂͑ ̵̛͙͔̜̺̯̮̣̙̖̮̥̀̑̒̂͌̿͆͋̆͜͝ͅĮ̸̨̡̧͈̟̠̠̹̖͓͕̞̩̲̓̀́̂͐́̑S̵̘͈̠͖̹͊̃̈́̔͌͆͒̆̕̚̕ ̸̨̪̙̭͚̲̤̰͙̬͎̬̐̒̈́̀̆́̈́͒̒́͐̕͜͠͝ͅḤ̵̨̛̙̰͔̫̰̽̽͗̓̽̈͊͊̍̾̚E̴̤͒R̴̡̖̱͇͚̘̩͍̱̆̈́͆͝E̶̝͎̭̞̅͊͠.̷̡̢̛̝͈̼̹̱̯̣̟͙̜̥̽̀̐̓͑̽̕̕͜͝͠͝͠
̷̛̣̯̫̭̙̝̉͑̂̽̒̅̅̓̀̿̈
November 29, 2023 at 2:29 AM
It’s coming.
It has been for a long while.
Are you prepared for it?
Hiding won’t do you any good.
You can run, but only for so long.
Make your peace. . .
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F̵̨̟̼̦̲̻̪̼̞̬͎̠͎̪̻̈́́̎̍͌̀̏̈͗̓̂̆̚͘͝O̷͓͇̙̻͍̦͗̈́́͑̽̓̌̊̐̓͘R̷̩̓̿̈́̽́̓̉̈́̚͠ ̵̡̘̜̙̭̠̪̥̟̆̅̽̅͗͛̌̆͗̿͐͘̕Ť̴̖̮̠̩̞͇̍͆̽̊̿́͗̔̎̔̽H̵̨̠̞̰͍̞̼̞͍̹͉͊̄̒͗̎̃͂̇̈́͜E̴͔̖̱̰̲͗͑͊̌̂͌͘͘ ̵̰̞̩͓̬̝̖̤͍͚̰̝̻̏̀̃͋̅̃̏̀F̸̡͕̬̜͈͕̳̖̦̹̈́͐͗̆̊̒͊̆̌͌̐͌̾̈́̕O̵̧̥̪̅Ǧ̷̫͖͎̘͕͔͈̀̒̏̒̌͆̾̇͌ͅͅ ̵̼͓͈̠̈́̉̓͆̔͋́͌̎͋͗̃͠Į̴̖̯̋S̸̨̜̦̦̖͔̰͖͔͎͓̀̈̾͋͑̄̀̀̽͌̏͌̈́̅̑ͅ ̴͉̠̦̺̳͉͑̆̊͑̽̽̕N̸̗̺͚̪͉̝̭̍̒̒̈́̚ͅĘ̷̨̘̹̟̞̝̱̪̟̠̥͛̀̓A̴͍̯̻̲̠͚͒̐́̀̓̾̐̐̉̓͂̕R̷̛̫̫̪̩̝̘̳̣̝͐̃̊̀̊̊̋̔̄̑͆́̑.̷̢̛̭̜͖̻̟̖͓͓͎̞̂͒̈̽̿̂̚
November 29, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Now that I’ve done my first post. . .LET THE UNHINGED BAT-SHIT CRAZY CHAOS ENSUE!!!
November 23, 2023 at 4:44 AM
First post, woohoo.
November 23, 2023 at 4:34 AM