Lewdyte
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Lewdyte
@lewdyte.bsky.social
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Not the DILF I thought I'd be

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Does this LOOK like the face of mercy to you?!
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Welcome to 36 club! You'll find your ibuprofen in the gift bag.
April 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I hate it so much. And anyone I'm power that is actually opposed to him isn't really doing much of anything to stop this from progressing. All they do is say, "This is highly unconstitutional. You need to stop Mr. President."
And Trump just says, "Nah."
"Don't worry, he'll listen to the next one!"
April 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I dont know about the Canadian election, but is that one of those 'make your own' super balls?
April 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I mean, "Got Milk" was a literal psy-op to get Americans to drink more milk to deal with a post-war surplus (they just kept paying dairy farmers the war time subsidies). And then there was... The Cheese Cave!

... I'm not sure where the cum factors in though. 🤔
April 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
AliExpress has some of the most unhinged product pictures if you dig deep enough. Equal parts hilarious and unsettling.
March 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Please excuse my brashness, but-
a woman is blowing out a candle on a birthday cake
ALT: a woman is blowing out a candle on a birthday cake
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
At this point it's more of an "old dog sitting in the front porch wondering why no one comes around anymore" kinda vibe. It's surely not because I never call anyone. That can't be it.
January 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM