I had this comic when I could barely read

(Secretly my dad was the Star Wars superfan buying me toys that he could play with)

Oh. Hi!

Yeah we're the Old Ones

I'm a primordial poster going back to Dkos and original Twitter

Glad to meet you

Seriously, calm TF down you're having a panic attack

Yes, I'm an expert in energy policy, from regional markets and transmission policy to distribution system policy to grid edge technology integration and climate resilience

I love my job

What do you do for a living?

Your posts are remarkably sane

The accepted level of antisemitism, the focused anger at anyone who isn't the GOP

I'm seeing fake accounts everywhere with massive followings

This place is cooked

One of my oldest social media media buddies acting absolutely microwaved by the insane vibe of this place

Nine months off was clarifying: Bsky political sounds bugfuck apeshit crazy to me since I spent that time only talking politics with normies

I know

The deadly nudists of the sea

As I've posted many times, moral clarity > moral certainty. Moral certainty leads to Auschwitz, the gulag, and Tuol Sleng.

I'm done with you

Fuck off

You are incoherent and frankly come of as deranged

Go outside, get laid, and do not log on to social media again until 2026

This is a deranged interpretation

"That's a sacrifice I'm willing for YOU to make"

People are mad libbing again!