Mike C
@lexington-pelham.bsky.social
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NYC born, Dallas transplant, introspective admirer of the cosmos. Orbits cross politics, hockey, music, photography, aviation, deep existentialism. Creator of retro New Wave no-hit-wonder station: https://uneasystreetradio.com "The Wave You've Missed"
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Back when South Park had Mr. Garrison playing him, they got the orange makeup line perfectly.
Still of a South Park video depicting Mr. Garrison as Trump. He is sitting with his signature slouch and pressed thumbs and fingertps, forming what looks to be a window into his crotch or just a vagina. The makeup is spot on with the orange tinge fading as it gets closer to his two-toned hairline.
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And harder to run away from than constituents
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Say. It. To. Her. Face. We'll watch with anticipation.
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So that makes his head a polyp that got pulled up from his colon.
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Not just there. Every FOX affiliate reporting on the Dallas detention center shooting where two detainees were killed says that ICE agents were the target. No proof provided
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I’d start a business called Nobel Fries and call about his order every 30 minutes.
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“Look” is always followed by bullshit.
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Sure sounds like he doubts their commitment to Sparkle Motion
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And one solar flare takes it all out. They ready for that conference?
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DEM stance should be: Fire Stephen Miller and we’ll talk about averting a shutdown..
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It would be more fruitful to investigate the marketing department of the company that created the Amelia Earhart line of luggage, named after someone who was never found.
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We have a VP who relies on new upholstery often.
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He just hears "Big Farma" and thinks this is his path to bailing out the farmers he's hurt ... with tariffs.
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The GIF that will keep on giving
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The escalator that should have stopped was the one he rode down in 2015.
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In 2004 Howard Dean was riding a huge wave of popularity and seemed the inevitable D nominee UNTIL he said to Chris Matthews: "Yes" when asked if he would break up big media companies. Then the media found "the scream" and the rest is history. Lesson: Get in office, THEN do it. Bad press be damned.
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“[…] We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
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👍🏻 And all commercial carriers must oblige if travel involves Canadian airports. Been compensated twice by US carriers under these rules.