Lexi
@lexipastula.bsky.social
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Central Michigan only wishing for the best for their fellow directional Michigan schools.

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My Central Michigan band heart is melting 🥹🔥⬆️
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I got lucky with finding a better half.
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Why yes, I do plan on listening to Sabrina's new 38 minute album on repeat for my 9 hour work day plus commute
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When your bbp (best boy pal, coined the term in 2019) sends you selfies with your dad every time they run into each other on a job site 😀
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guess who I'm dressing up as for a party next month 💋
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I just saw like 3 Tuesday memes in a row and kept thinking "huh, these must be from yesterday" then realized today is, in fact, only Tuesday 🫠
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Can't wait to park this baby at my office job
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The only acceptable face to make when your dad lends you his giant, off-road designated Jeep for the week until your little car can get fixed
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I'm usually so bored I'm dying to do anything. This week we're doing everything and I'm so incredibly overwhelmed 😅 I never thought fun activities would stress me out but here we are
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When your bestie sends you a total throwback (circa 2017?) @shadowxgolgari.bsky.social
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Oh you KNOW I brought the eyebrow slit back for pride month 🩷💜💙
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As I sit here eating my smoked salmon and drinking my dirty martini, I'm questioning just when I became a painfully rich white woman (in spirit, obviously.)
a black and white photo of a woman with the words shut up i 'm rich
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with the words shut up i 'm rich
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Found this old screenshot and decided to make a little then and now collage
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Get you a man that takes time out of his day to bring you flowers and candy at work when you're sad 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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First thing we did when we became giants was selfie with a water tower
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I sat in big chair and became a butterfly today
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I like pronouncing sushi like slushy and seeing people react
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CAN COLOURPOP STOP DOING COLLABS WITH MY FAVORITE MOVIES
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Felt cute 🪽
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If this 2 day (so far) migraine has taught me anything it's that I know every way to treat a migraine bc google is not helping and neither is the myriad of "remedies" I have tried 🫠 (including OTC and prescription migraine meds) I just want to go back to work tomorrow and not die PLEASE 😭
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Got this wonderfully 80s shirt (it still has shoulder pads!) And thought it would pair perfectly with my breakfast club tank ✊🏻