TREATMENT OPTIONS: None required. Condition considered stable, reality-based, and civically engaged.

DISCLAIMER: If symptoms include empathy, critical thinking, or constitutional literacy — do not panic. These are functioning features of democratic citizenship.

SIDE EFFECTS: Thinking independently, Expecting adults in power to act like adults, Supporting science and evidence-based policy, Believing billionaires are not a protected class, Viewing democracy as a system- not a fan club