L Hound
lhound.bsky.social
L Hound
@lhound.bsky.social
Perspectives from a FF Dog Professional & Sensitive Human Navigating the 21st Century...

...(this is where I come to bark into the void and be a reactive bitch 💢🐶🗯)
The "StOP cElEbRaTiNg ChArLiE kIrK's DeAtH/ pRomOtiNg ViOlEnCE" crowd is sure being awfully vocal about celebrating/ promoting violence against Greta Thunberg rn. Hmm, wow, much civilized, very aligned, no one could have anticipated this 🤔
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Neo-liberalism is just political people pleasing. I'm not sure you can change my mind on this 🤔
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me to them: you *could* have Straight Pride, but so far, all you've brought to the table is Straight Shame✌️😘 have an uncomfortable month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
June 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy Pride Month to all, especially to all the men who wave "FUCK TRUDEAU/ CARNEY" flags 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!
June 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I heard that when your biological clock strikes midnight, you turn back into a pumpkin.
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Them: "eDuCaTiOn AnD sCiEnCE dOeSn't AcTuAlLy MeAn ExPeRiEnCe-!!!!¡¡¡"

Also them: *has been doing it wrong for 30 years with no checks and balances*
March 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My favourite part of being a FF dog beh consultant is when I go to our local dog park and I have people giving me training advice *after* I've successfully conditioned *their dog* to do something through simple rewards systems; something they could only do (ineffectively) via screaming & chasing 🤔
March 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"When can I stop using treats with my dog?"

Healed me: You can start to fade the treats when the behaviour becomes consistent; we can randomize the reward schedule and use other reinforcers to keep motivation up! 😇

Unhealed me: IDK DICKHEAD, WHEN DO YOU WANNA STOP GETTING PAID FOR YOUR WORK??
February 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM