I’m gonna have to take a stab at this.. errr.. Father Christmas?

The other option though = a nice hot bed.. of charcoal coals..

What can I say.. ruined your New Year obviously. And I was going to look good in your Christmas stockingS...

Hey @sundaedivine.lol With 5 years of social media purge, sadly I won't make it for our chosen day. SO.. marriage plan is off. Sorry to disapoint..

Too much handshaking and clapping? Too much dickshaking and the clap..

And someone who pays for them as President..

The sheer nonsense of this administration alongside its disastrous policies for ordinary working folks makes the Philippines look like a sensible nation and THEIR Prezz is called BONG BONG..

I prefer MY version.. “Deck your balls with ice cold lollies.. tra la la la lah.. la la la lah..”

Hey Sundae Gurl - ANNIVERSARY! It is ten years to the day.. that I asked my soulmate, my bestest of friends and the most beautiful woman in the world.. to marry me.
And all three of them turned me down..
You free yet?

Did Michael Crawford leg it?

I wonder if Musk has just quietly popped the tip in.. when in this situ with him... who could resist..

And indeed, the world at large. We non US citizens are sitting out here watching, appalled by what is happening..
#trump

I have 9 novels, over 100 x 1 hour reads and 5 factual inc a 155,000 word WW2. The MONEY comes from the audio versions.. NO regrets for “doing my own thing”. Son still waiting for 3 years to find an agent..