Interest in a new day can start with little reasons to open your eyes and get out of bed. Just small rewards; coffee, opening a blind to let the sun in, a loved ones laugh, but the greatest reasons can be creative obsessions or passions of beauty which excite one to leap out of bed. -JWIII

shits hard to read on here ngl

Anybody here?

I forgot this app existed

tbh i feel like nobody really finds bert kreischer all that funny anymore and we all just kinda give him the time of day because its painfully obvious he hasnt lived up to that totally not overly exaggerated machine story

Hey guys, Anthony Fantano here, internets busiest music nerd and it's time for a review of the new beatles song "far away from the ussr". Rock legend Paul McCartney of beatles fame used AI to extract the moans from a rare audio clip of George Harrison fucking Ringo Starrs wife for this new track...

I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy

Y he look like this

biggest flex would be a beat pack thats just modified recordings of ur fat schlong slappin shit

is kenny beats on this app?

new lil uzi be like

"i spread my cheeks at the moon"

richard nixon after finding out the tapes were real

Look, with the news about adam22 letting his wife fuck another man on video coming out and him finding it hot, I think we should just all be glad that he finds two consenting adults having sex hot, instead of having sex with a minor.

Pooping at work is such a spiritual journey

who got a fat cock