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Simon - The Liberal Longevity Coach
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The Liberal Longevity Coach for Woke Blokes, Women Warriors & 🏳️‍🌈🦄
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Faux News!
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I loved your video and shared it with friends, then joined your mailing list 🥳
I love your work, Matthew!
We need people like you leading the way out of the darkness ✊
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Hold on a minute!

He might have seen the inside of a meth lab!
August 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What about the absolute unit that can toss a chairleader over he’s head with ease? Have they got a problem with that guy?
August 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The diaper stench must have been overwhelming from that close up 🤢
August 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Have you read the biography of Jimi Hendrix called “Room full of Mirrors” by Charles R Cross?
It’s an amazingly insightful look into his life and world. Definitely a tragedy. We could have had so much more Jimi!
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I love the ALLCAPS trump-style rant. Perfectly using his own language and speech patterns against him 😆

Our solution is to outlive and outlast the bastards! All that KFC can't be good for his heart...
August 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
But one thing is clear, it’s definitely him playing now! 📉
June 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The Cybershit with the Toyota decal is next level 🤪
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I bet that 2.5% of sales is down a bit after Elon’s recent antics… I can’t wait for Q1 figures to come in and tank the stock further 😆
March 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The elites the fascists rage against are just an excuse to targeting the media, scientists, opposition politicians etc.
They’re actually protecting and part of the real elites. Just look at who was front row at his inauguration - the richest people in the world! I’m boycotting all of them!
March 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This! This!
This is what I’ve been trying to tell people!
He’s massively over leveraged on his borrowings against over valued stock!
Sink Tesla and we sink musk!
Let that sink in. lol 😂
(At least until he manages to transfer all of the US social security payments to his personal account)
February 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ALL OF THEM!
February 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jeff types way too fast to be Slow Hand…
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Found it! And in record time!
It’s called ‘The Hunt’ (2020) it’s only got a 6.6 on IMDB but I don’t think that’s a fair rating.
February 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM