Like Sabrina Carpenter earlier the Administration likes using popular media without permission, get the creator to condemn them, then mark them an “enemy of the state.” I hate this timeline.

Also, why does it keep wanting to list Taylor Swift as a top album when I only listened to it ONCE?

Hell, I still remember being told that the South loves college football so much because the Confederacy lost the war and they had to feel like winners in SOMETHING

Who comes up with this? "Catahoula Crunch" sounds like a snack mix your Louisiana grandma makes and hands out in recycled Christmas tins during the holidays.

I remember LDS was HEAVY into advertising back in the day so the Baptists may have overblown the influence. A lot of commercial breaks and PSAs about being helpful and making someone's day, with a cheerful kid's voice at the end going "A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints!"

Jesus, I used "ultimately" TWICE? I'm sorry people I'll post better.

I learned my lesson with Nutt and it's why Lane leaving ultimately didn't phase me. Ultimately they're all hoes at the right price.

We’ve already normalized not answering your phone, let’s normalize not answering the door.

(But seriously, sucks for MSU fans, sorry)

I think the best revenge would be for us to actually go after that national championship and enjoy it without him.

(most likely we’ll lose in the first round, but a gal can dream?)