Because, you know, it's obvious, because, like, that's the way Sams play around, that's the way Sams play.

chipping away at erroneous garbage which definitely is as exciting as pudding deliciously spooned from the lap of the ludicrous into the mouths of the questionless idiots licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling
And flapping their tongues as they're losing their marbles

somebody would have become a phenomenal howling lightning tampering with the electrical evidence shown to be relevant, possibly with the exception of ivory everyone else had abandoned the obvious

Monsters do monstrous things.

Hell yeah, my brother!

The crests' sole purpose is to attract females of the species during bus mating season. This is a commonplace adaptation throughout the animal kingdom, and explains why so many male songbirds and commuter trains are so much more colorful than their female counterparts.

It's like everyone else's spirituality, except with a weaker chin and worse teeth!

This Max Gate sounds like quite the fellow.

Alt text pretty good also