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Just imagine...your child can swallow and poop out the same rare LEGO pieces that someone else's kid swallowed and pooped out a generation past! How do you put a price on nostalgia?
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just imagine...your child can swallow and poop out the same rare LEGO pieces that someone else's kid swallowed and pooped out a generation past! How do you put a price on nostalgia?
The inspiration for the original Flubber movie.
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The inspiration for the original Flubber movie.
I want someone doing a RiffTrax-style commentary during the entire affair, like some super loud audience members in an urban movie theater. Or maybe Statler and Waldorf heckling from the balcony.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I want someone doing a RiffTrax-style commentary during the entire affair, like some super loud audience members in an urban movie theater. Or maybe Statler and Waldorf heckling from the balcony.
I'm picturing a flash mob song and dance number, like the munchkins celebrating the death of the Wicked Witch of the East.
Ding-dong! The dickhead's dead!
His brain was rotting out his head!
Ding-dong! The stupid dickhead's dead!
Ding-dong! The dickhead's dead!
His brain was rotting out his head!
Ding-dong! The stupid dickhead's dead!
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm picturing a flash mob song and dance number, like the munchkins celebrating the death of the Wicked Witch of the East.
Ding-dong! The dickhead's dead!
His brain was rotting out his head!
Ding-dong! The stupid dickhead's dead!
Ding-dong! The dickhead's dead!
His brain was rotting out his head!
Ding-dong! The stupid dickhead's dead!
Coke-boy and Idjut probably wouldn't murder him, but they might take him out by accident. Accidentally bumping him under the actual bus would be poetic.
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Coke-boy and Idjut probably wouldn't murder him, but they might take him out by accident. Accidentally bumping him under the actual bus would be poetic.
When your get up and go-go has got up and went, you hanker for a Dutch baby!
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When your get up and go-go has got up and went, you hanker for a Dutch baby!
The real back story of PF Changs is that Marine Corps Private First Class Harold Hang was a cook in the Marines, and his dream was to one day leave the Corps and open a chain of Chinese-fusion restaurants. His dream was stolen by another soldier, except he didn't name the chain PFC Hang's.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The real back story of PF Changs is that Marine Corps Private First Class Harold Hang was a cook in the Marines, and his dream was to one day leave the Corps and open a chain of Chinese-fusion restaurants. His dream was stolen by another soldier, except he didn't name the chain PFC Hang's.
H. Fucking Christ.
No one remembers what the H stands for, or that he liked to prank the apostles by dressing as Jesus and impersonating Him.
No one remembers what the H stands for, or that he liked to prank the apostles by dressing as Jesus and impersonating Him.
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
H. Fucking Christ.
No one remembers what the H stands for, or that he liked to prank the apostles by dressing as Jesus and impersonating Him.
No one remembers what the H stands for, or that he liked to prank the apostles by dressing as Jesus and impersonating Him.
He Hamburglers a lot of the rest of the time.
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
He Hamburglers a lot of the rest of the time.
All cower in fear at the mere mention of something called "the electric slide."
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE!!!
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE!!!
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
All cower in fear at the mere mention of something called "the electric slide."
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE!!!
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE!!!
Also a Brycon, a Breyece, a Breyecon, a Briice, a B. Rice, a B. Reyes...
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Also a Brycon, a Breyece, a Breyecon, a Briice, a B. Rice, a B. Reyes...
Intergalactic Patrick?
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Intergalactic Patrick?
That would explain why he uses picture frames to shred the pork for his carnitas.
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That would explain why he uses picture frames to shred the pork for his carnitas.
He copyrighted his name, and that's why the colors of the rainbow have to appear randomly now.
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He copyrighted his name, and that's why the colors of the rainbow have to appear randomly now.
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
At least it's not gonna be Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Nickelback.
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At least it's not gonna be Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Nickelback.
You gonna pair that gift with a neti pot?
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You gonna pair that gift with a neti pot?
This is the way it is, so that's how it goes. If it weren't this way, I could definitely have done something about it, but this is not the way it is, so that's just how it goes. That's how the Dems designed it, and this is not how I'd have done it, so that is completely the Dem's fault.
Piggy.
Piggy.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is the way it is, so that's how it goes. If it weren't this way, I could definitely have done something about it, but this is not the way it is, so that's just how it goes. That's how the Dems designed it, and this is not how I'd have done it, so that is completely the Dem's fault.
Piggy.
Piggy.
I want to see one with a golden Walker, Texas Ranger, issuing him a roundhouse kick to the face shortly after he signs an executive order banning states from regulating AI.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I want to see one with a golden Walker, Texas Ranger, issuing him a roundhouse kick to the face shortly after he signs an executive order banning states from regulating AI.
He's pretty wirey, but he was kicking the crap outta Kyle MacCaughlin there for a bit back in the 80's.
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
He's pretty wirey, but he was kicking the crap outta Kyle MacCaughlin there for a bit back in the 80's.
The Illuminati are hoarding all the triangles for themselves and making us pay for them with their rectangle sales and services contracts. Rectangles are more complex and thus more expensive to maintain, so they are raking in cash all-seeing eye over stoney base.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Illuminati are hoarding all the triangles for themselves and making us pay for them with their rectangle sales and services contracts. Rectangles are more complex and thus more expensive to maintain, so they are raking in cash all-seeing eye over stoney base.
Have you ever tried having burgers on your condiments? Top notch!
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Have you ever tried having burgers on your condiments? Top notch!
"Mehhh! Maybe coulda used three takes in some places." -- Frakes, probably.
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Mehhh! Maybe coulda used three takes in some places." -- Frakes, probably.
Murray Abraham says F you, too!
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Murray Abraham says F you, too!