I see...
Well some kobolds would like you to sign a few papers, there might be an appendix of incapacitation and a consent to become a tribe's idol, as well as an agreement to their dietary plan, but please don't worry about that, it's simply a formality you need to sign if you want a free t-shirt

I steal your billion-dollar idea

I adore you

*Hypnotized by the constant wobbling, I answer the cries of a voracious, bottomless beast of a gut . Compelled by impatient draconic voice, I heave and push the tribute to the the greedy maw with pondering heart.*

Daamn apologize for cringe, but that wobbling and jiggling is just mesmerizing ❤️