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SF, CA · words · collage · vinyl · 🏳️‍🌈 stuff · good music/bad movies · design · cooking · lupe 🐶 · the f*cking mets

collage and music: https://tinyurl.com/3d3ada57
obongjayar is missing from way too many best-of lists this year
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
cyber monday discounts for lab tests at quest is real grim shit
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
just misread his name as "sen. frotterman" and i don't wish that on anyone
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
No Nuzzi November had been going so well...
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
have been plagued by the notion that zohran reminds me of someone but couldn't place who, and just realized it's rachel maddow
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hey boy, are you a nigerian military operation?

because you're fast, vicious, and sweet.
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
hey zohran SIGN ALONSO
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
important updates coming tonight to BigCityMayorsIWantToCuddle.xls
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
<the lowest moment of your life, but it's at a baseball game>

EV-RY-BO-DY CLAP YOUR HANDS
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
an app that alerts you when a bruise-possible event occurs so that 36 hours later you know why the bruise is there
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
mary hart is the cal ripken of spike lees
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
people who hate baseball: THIS IS WHY I HATE BASEBALL

people who love baseball: THIS IS WHY I LOVE BASEBALL
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
enjoying this extra sweetly for the 122 days every year when games start at 10am PT
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
should we do a wellness check on the ghost runner
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
desperately want those two vladdy plays to not be a footnote in this game
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
what do they call sunflower seeds in canada
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i can't seem to delete it for some reason
October 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
how faggily should i say "stop" to the next platner text i get
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
will they have a little sidecar boss baby high chair for dave roberts in toronto
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A-ROD glovesmack gifs *incoming*
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
15 seconds isn't enough time to decide to challenge a call
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
it gets tricky when your MLB playoff rooting interests are both "more games" and "most chaos"
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ngl, i'm rooting for Ol' Fidgety Max to have a good start
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
maybe wait for the fourth strikeout to show the kirby K count?
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
the irony and delight of my fifth text today from janet mills with "Together, we can put a stop to it" in the body
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM