Well, it's not exactly a new idea. He sees you when you're sleeping / he knows when you're awake / he knows when you've been bad or good / so be good for goodness' sake and all that

It really is the darndest thing, sometimes

Plausible

Pickle gift!

In our family the pickle finder was on the hook the next year to buy the pickle gift

Oh we did that too. I think it's a Midwest thing?

Extra Sensory Terception?

Politely disagree

I don’t care if the crowsurfing is real. maybe the mechanism there is that I’m approaching it from the same “yeah this is maybe fake” stance I take and have taken with most video slop for years and resent the ask to litigate AI or no on every new ladle of video slop

29L gang rise up ✊

Every day from now till my death, thanks

Drunk driving is bad

It's $12/month. I am confident that even the poorest car owners in the country could find $0.50 a day to put towards maintaining access to their car.

How long does it take to knit a monster like that? They must be very good friends indeed