Clearly a man who's never opened a tin of baked beans without wearing gloves.

Have somebody hop on to the stage, tied up, with a loosened gag; shouting 'I'm the real Andrea. Arrest this woman'.

You sprint off the stage and into everybody's memory.

Forever.

He was also good enough to tell you not to steal their wives.

Female horses resting temperature is two degrees below boiling, to counter the freezing chaps.

Without each other, we'd all be watching Donkey Derby's instead of the Grand National.