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25, All around loser. Apologies to anyone who has heard my voice.
Do you think Johnny Silverhand knew what snow was or would he try to snort it first, thinking it was coke
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"In order to pull it off in the gamebryo engine, the game equips a special hat to give the illusion of riding the monorail"
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Yeah, the newest windows update is breaking everyone's PCs because they made their AI write most of it
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Fallout 76 is what broke me in this regard. There were so many legitimate stories of Bethesda being ignorant, greedy, and overall corrupt that it became easier and easier to just make things up. And if you EVER try telling someone that ONE story is fake, they label you a Bethesda shill forever.
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
What are Crimes' crimes
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Tactical capri sun pouch
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 AM
What kind of quick time event logic is that? Is he gonna McGyver a lasso on the way down?
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I just realized Waymos are Delamain
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It's funnier when you realize the writers mixed up Tex Mechanica with Hakke
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
You're cheering? Tens of people are about to lose their evil jobs and you're cheering?
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
He was a hitchhiker in a past life
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
"Oh wow I'm such a huge fan, can you sign my copy of-"
a cartoon of spongebob and patrick on a television
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick on a television
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
As a July baby, fuck you
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
My intelligence 2 courier returning to Michael Angelo with photos of famous mojave landmarks
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Can't believe Destiny would introduce 2 different doomsday weapons 8 years apart, could you imagine if a different sci-fi franchise did something like that in half the time?
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Ah, so it was an American discovery
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
The only place that isn't real America is Ohio. We are all equally terrified of what lurks within.
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
String cheese
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Russell Williams was a decorated colonel in the Canadian air force. He was also a serial rapist and murderer, and his military background couldn't protect him from the consequences.
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Unless they're allowing thousands of people to get a close look at the animals on a daily basis, no it isn't.
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Those are called wildlife preservation centers, and are absolutely not the same as zoos
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM