Doesn’t matter. It’s already been nominated Best Documentary by the FIFA Film Board.

Stephen Miller also had daddy issues. Is Katie trying to tell us something?

They say it is but all my fan letters keep getting returned as undeliverable.

Until she’s sworn in, she has no official role, capacity, funding, standing. If he spent more time in his role and less time on Grindr, he’d know that.

That’s because Lindsey Graham wouldn’t stop calling him to offer his services. 🤣

For less than $100 you can buy a copier at Office Depot and the DOJ should be using their time more wisely.

What’s weird is you could replace “homeless people” with whatever other group he demonizes and the entire lesson could be learned. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sorry, is he too sick to address cameras directly about how unfair the decision was on tariffs? No gloating about how “alive” he is? Just a quick blurry shuttle to a car? Gonna need better ‘proof of life’ pics. 🥸

He looks like this could be anybody. 💁🏼‍♂️

Let me guess…it came with a foreword by Ghislaine Maxwell?

Did Dersh keep his underwear on when he said this?

He hates everything.