1# Maikel fan [MAIKEL UPDATES]
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deathly ill and messed up
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dni if you arent maikel.
i wish i was a bop it not to be pulled but to speak as him
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i wish i was a bop it not to be pulled but to speak as him
am i schizo posting recently be honest
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
am i schizo posting recently be honest
a dot can be easily turned into a comma but a comma cannot return from its state
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
a dot can be easily turned into a comma but a comma cannot return from its state
toilet paper really says a lot because if people take too much from you and use you you soak up all they need to use you for bit really inside you're still undaturated just dry and wasted forever this really paints a picture for overconsumption
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
toilet paper really says a lot because if people take too much from you and use you you soak up all they need to use you for bit really inside you're still undaturated just dry and wasted forever this really paints a picture for overconsumption
NEED a slinky
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
NEED a slinky
losers
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
losers
wait bruh foreskin makes jerking off feel better cus its like smushing on your head?? bro another reason why i wish i had a penis must suck to be missing it tho
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
wait bruh foreskin makes jerking off feel better cus its like smushing on your head?? bro another reason why i wish i had a penis must suck to be missing it tho
Third person 15s
this ones a banger
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this ones a banger
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Other Person | stan mai... 5 min
yeah i think thats the point
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🔵 #1 MAIKEL FAN 14 min
" you should listen to your body " yeah all it asks for is water
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💬 5 🔂 3 ❤️ 15 📊 57
yeah i think thats the point
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🔵 #1 MAIKEL FAN 14 min
" you should listen to your body " yeah all it asks for is water
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💬 5 🔂 3 ❤️ 15 📊 57
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Third person 15s
this ones a banger
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this ones a banger
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Other Person | stan mai... 5 min
yeah i think thats the point
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🔵 #1 MAIKEL FAN 14 min
" you should listen to your body " yeah all it asks for is water
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💬 5 🔂 3 ❤️ 15 📊 57
yeah i think thats the point
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🔵 #1 MAIKEL FAN 14 min
" you should listen to your body " yeah all it asks for is water
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💬 5 🔂 3 ❤️ 15 📊 57
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Other Person | stan mai... 5 min
yeah i think thats the point
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🔵 #1 MAIKEL FAN 14 min
" you should listen to your body " yeah all it asks for is water
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💬 5 🔂 3 ❤️ 15 📊 57
yeah i think thats the point
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🔵 #1 MAIKEL FAN 14 min
" you should listen to your body " yeah all it asks for is water
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💬 5 🔂 3 ❤️ 15 📊 57
who the fuck is reese
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
who the fuck is reese
delayed gratification except its water
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
delayed gratification except its water
the man sorting the garbage who saw me pit my trash in wondering why theres a lone onion among my recycling
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the man sorting the garbage who saw me pit my trash in wondering why theres a lone onion among my recycling
threw up so many times and didnt make it to the clib but somehow wasnt the worst one ???
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
threw up so many times and didnt make it to the clib but somehow wasnt the worst one ???
oh yhis is a good one
October 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
oh yhis is a good one
apparently im highly dependant on live tweeting maikel rn like idk why theres so many thoughts in my head but i feel the absolute need fo send her them all desperately
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
apparently im highly dependant on live tweeting maikel rn like idk why theres so many thoughts in my head but i feel the absolute need fo send her them all desperately
life is so much easier when you learn about forwarding emails
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
life is so much easier when you learn about forwarding emails
you know that one meme where like it shows the man sitting down to poo but then he pees but his dick is like in between the toilet seat so he pisses all over his pants? yeah so i just did that
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you know that one meme where like it shows the man sitting down to poo but then he pees but his dick is like in between the toilet seat so he pisses all over his pants? yeah so i just did that
just found out i used like hella AI playing yhis one game i didnt know games could have AI inside of them what the hell
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
just found out i used like hella AI playing yhis one game i didnt know games could have AI inside of them what the hell
seeing my 700 day milestone notification with jack stauber dog nightmare playing is so oddly bittersweet
October 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
seeing my 700 day milestone notification with jack stauber dog nightmare playing is so oddly bittersweet
oh im late for class? sorry my sleep schedules been a little disrupted lately. ran out of stroopwaffels.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oh im late for class? sorry my sleep schedules been a little disrupted lately. ran out of stroopwaffels.
i love when my body is like YOU NEED TO DO SMETHING. NOW. qnd then doesnt let me do anything
October 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i love when my body is like YOU NEED TO DO SMETHING. NOW. qnd then doesnt let me do anything
loved joah so much i forgot what stupid think i was gonna tweet
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
loved joah so much i forgot what stupid think i was gonna tweet
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only one w a girlfriend next?
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
only one w a girlfriend next?
i went from the only one w a boyfriend in my middle school trio to the only single one again real fast its really funny
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i went from the only one w a boyfriend in my middle school trio to the only single one again real fast its really funny