Why do straight millennials treat going Costco like a date? Like I enjoy your whimsy; strolling down the aisle hooking your pinkies together talking in sweet hushed tones but like can you fucking MOVE. I’ve got middle aged ladies to fight for muffins and you’re taking up the aisle 😭
December 21, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Why do straight millennials treat going Costco like a date? Like I enjoy your whimsy; strolling down the aisle hooking your pinkies together talking in sweet hushed tones but like can you fucking MOVE. I’ve got middle aged ladies to fight for muffins and you’re taking up the aisle 😭