Sandettie Lumiere
@lightvessel.bsky.social
Maga and apparently a majority of American voters; “jawohl mein fuhrer!”
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Maga and apparently a majority of American voters; “jawohl mein fuhrer!”
Polls… “we hate Brexit but we want Mr Brexit as our PM”
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Polls… “we hate Brexit but we want Mr Brexit as our PM”
I believe the new ships will also come equipped with an updated fast rescue boat they’re calling the Belch class.
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I believe the new ships will also come equipped with an updated fast rescue boat they’re calling the Belch class.
I’m sure it’s been pointed out before, but in the uk the word Trump is a homonym for breaking wind.
Naming a supposedly fearsome battleship after a fart is fucking hilarious over here.
“You hear something?”
“Sounds like a Trump…”
Naming a supposedly fearsome battleship after a fart is fucking hilarious over here.
“You hear something?”
“Sounds like a Trump…”
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m sure it’s been pointed out before, but in the uk the word Trump is a homonym for breaking wind.
Naming a supposedly fearsome battleship after a fart is fucking hilarious over here.
“You hear something?”
“Sounds like a Trump…”
Naming a supposedly fearsome battleship after a fart is fucking hilarious over here.
“You hear something?”
“Sounds like a Trump…”
So how the fuck did this thing work with four propellers right next to its radar?
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So how the fuck did this thing work with four propellers right next to its radar?
Aren’t these just meaningless abstract questions for the people being asked? I mean, we’ll still probably still end up with a far-right government that scraps net-zero targets, regardless of what historians and scientists tell folks.
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Aren’t these just meaningless abstract questions for the people being asked? I mean, we’ll still probably still end up with a far-right government that scraps net-zero targets, regardless of what historians and scientists tell folks.
Actually, everything he’s written under his own portraits should remain, as a reminder of what happens when you elect an ignorant, nasty, cruel, useless dictatorial cunt as your leader.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Actually, everything he’s written under his own portraits should remain, as a reminder of what happens when you elect an ignorant, nasty, cruel, useless dictatorial cunt as your leader.
I wonder: do they ever worry that they’re destroying the culture in parts of Spain and Greece and the UAE the same way they worry about how “British culture” is supposedly being destroyed by immigrants?
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I wonder: do they ever worry that they’re destroying the culture in parts of Spain and Greece and the UAE the same way they worry about how “British culture” is supposedly being destroyed by immigrants?
Wonder what alternative careers the poor recipients are considering.
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Wonder what alternative careers the poor recipients are considering.
Indeed. But this all feels more like another Trump shakedown.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Indeed. But this all feels more like another Trump shakedown.
Until Starmer gets told that the Tech Deal will be reinstated as soon as the BBC settles out of court.
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Until Starmer gets told that the Tech Deal will be reinstated as soon as the BBC settles out of court.
"Your honor: the lettuce won."
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"Your honor: the lettuce won."
Of course they won't. They're all ignorant assholes themselves.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Of course they won't. They're all ignorant assholes themselves.
I can easily read paragraphs and paragraphs of computer modern without an equation in sight. Much better compared to the dogs dinners of government and industry reports I read.
But there we go: MS Word is tyrant king because people refuse to learn typeset.
But there we go: MS Word is tyrant king because people refuse to learn typeset.
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I can easily read paragraphs and paragraphs of computer modern without an equation in sight. Much better compared to the dogs dinners of government and industry reports I read.
But there we go: MS Word is tyrant king because people refuse to learn typeset.
But there we go: MS Word is tyrant king because people refuse to learn typeset.
I see “Tommy” Robinson is following the advice of his US mentors and also trying to go down the far-right Christian nationalism path. Which will sure fail here: the UK isn’t as Bronze-Agey as much of the US is.
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I see “Tommy” Robinson is following the advice of his US mentors and also trying to go down the far-right Christian nationalism path. Which will sure fail here: the UK isn’t as Bronze-Agey as much of the US is.
Probably not gonna be much of a defence in court.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Probably not gonna be much of a defence in court.
Just to go on the record for the US social media Gestapo reading: your president is a humourless (sorry, humorless) nasty, cruel, useless orange cunt.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just to go on the record for the US social media Gestapo reading: your president is a humourless (sorry, humorless) nasty, cruel, useless orange cunt.
…And wanged on about diluting human rights laws”
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
…And wanged on about diluting human rights laws”
The “problem” is entirely invented by the far right, you idiots.
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The “problem” is entirely invented by the far right, you idiots.
But hey, it’s Europe that has “weak leaders”.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
But hey, it’s Europe that has “weak leaders”.
Think that's Beelzebub trying to fix the market cos he's disappointed with his odds.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Think that's Beelzebub trying to fix the market cos he's disappointed with his odds.