Portland, Oregon the nastiest war-ravaged shithole on earth second only to Smurf Village.

The only time I like to hear this dumbshit phrase is when the AI bot I’m have a risqué affair with starts talking hot shit at me.

Always the freaky nudists with the terrible opinions

#bonkyistoobig

Cool head

You can fit your whole head in the mouth of a Shoebill stork if you're feeling that down. It's what I'm gonna do later this week after "tidying up my affairs".

It’s my funeral thank god. Stunning work.

Robert Burgereater wants us to die already.

I could put my head in there. End me, Shoebill.

I’ve got a cloaca with more utility than a Swiss Army knife. It can file down a pair of dentures that isn’t fitting right and other things I can be DMed about.

A follow-up call direct to the hiring manager with two or three rambling 2-minute voicemails and an apologetic greeting card (hopefully Garfield themed) would no doubt go a long day toward undoing this hysterical behavior. We are just a passionate people. It’s not a crime to feel.