Alls I got is the One Battle After Another score playing on repeat in my head and a corgi of average intelligence who will not stop barking at the folks painting buildings in my apartment complex.

I do not like this.

I loved him in The Tick. I also loved that the guy who played The Shredder in the first two ‘90s Ninja Turtles movies played his stepfather.

The most attractive person I’ve ever unknowingly been in a room with is Alexis Bledel, and part of me still doubts she was there.

He’s not supposed to get buzz in his eye!

I was afraid it was just me and I’d been banned, which would have been hilarious and possibly deserved.

🙏

When all else fails, Fire Kirby.

@nintendousa.bsky.social?

I love this for you.

They say roses are twice as likely to lead to a date, but in my experience
2 x 0 = 0.

I realized at X-Mas that some people haven’t caught on to the fact that titles of the Benoit Blanc mysteries are named for songs.

Okay, it’s technically an arrangement, but it sure is the best arrangement.