Chris Owens PhD
@likesohushhush.bsky.social
Itz juss been wurk wurk wurk 4 u lately master Bascule, Y dont u ½ a holiday? [NB I'm not a politician, in the band Girls, or in the X Files.]
36hrs—oof! Glad you’re feeling better.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
36hrs—oof! Glad you’re feeling better.
I feel sort of complicit because I own a Grimes elpee from 2012.
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I feel sort of complicit because I own a Grimes elpee from 2012.
In my defence, it was like live action Wile E Coyote.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In my defence, it was like live action Wile E Coyote.
You know rolls of carpet come on big cardboard tubes? My ex once thought she could squash one flat by jumping on the middle of it. Found out she couldn’t and just pinged off sideways into an open box of tools (knives, saws, chisels, etc.) Fortunately she was unhurt, but not helped by me pmsl.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know rolls of carpet come on big cardboard tubes? My ex once thought she could squash one flat by jumping on the middle of it. Found out she couldn’t and just pinged off sideways into an open box of tools (knives, saws, chisels, etc.) Fortunately she was unhurt, but not helped by me pmsl.
Fantastic work.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fantastic work.
I really will just stick that knife in again.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I really will just stick that knife in again.
How does it feel watching DCL score for Leeds?
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How does it feel watching DCL score for Leeds?
The buttons on these trousers are really difficult.
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The buttons on these trousers are really difficult.
“Alright if you like the most important band of all time, I suppose.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Alright if you like the most important band of all time, I suppose.”
Scrooged is a good call, but no room for Muppet Christmas Carol or It’s A Wonderful Life?
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Scrooged is a good call, but no room for Muppet Christmas Carol or It’s A Wonderful Life?
I went to the Grauniad and found the article … just, what? A list of 100 things that never happened that sounded funny in my head?
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I went to the Grauniad and found the article … just, what? A list of 100 things that never happened that sounded funny in my head?
What is this? “We asked our laziest writer to be vaguely offensive about the working class”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
What is this? “We asked our laziest writer to be vaguely offensive about the working class”?
You look really alike in that photo.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You look really alike in that photo.
Movies, y’say? That you watch? Hmm, I’ll have to look into this.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Movies, y’say? That you watch? Hmm, I’ll have to look into this.
Going to need pics and, ideally, a link, please. Not that it would be suitable for madam here, but it’s good to stay informed.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Going to need pics and, ideally, a link, please. Not that it would be suitable for madam here, but it’s good to stay informed.
I know: she’s a cutie. She says thank you for being a fan.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I know: she’s a cutie. She says thank you for being a fan.
Whole thing was fablious. Loved it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Whole thing was fablious. Loved it.
Breeding animals to be used as commodities rather than creatures with moral value. Oops, I appear to have said what I actually think.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Breeding animals to be used as commodities rather than creatures with moral value. Oops, I appear to have said what I actually think.