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Lila
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when you never open the niagra parks commission's rebuttal letters so everyone thinks they're too old & sick to be competent then you take credit for all the upstate parks even though they're the ones who started them
March 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the conditions under which i'll watch nosferatu:
- file playing on an iphone 5s
- at a park midday in the springtime
- no headphones
- volume max at 80%
December 31, 2024 at 2:21 PM
D-503... hunny... you wrote EVERYTHING down on loose leafs of paper.... of course the one state was going to find out the plan
December 24, 2024 at 2:32 PM
when vlc puts on its santa hat and sold complete unknown seats are little guitars 🥰
December 22, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I keep thinking about that one scene in wicked where they guy pulls out a can of beans and starts eating it and all the kids laugh and call him names
December 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
When you work from the WeWork but the only people whose jobs are real are the people who clean and care for the WeWork
December 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
My toothpaste is running low and when I squeezed it this morning delightful bubbles floated out

its dying breath
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Adam Cole is pocket sized
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 AM
They taped the rizzler to the bell
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
goergjus furs in funny girl 😍
November 23, 2024 at 4:37 PM
i wish Edith Wharton was alive today so she could write about the yoga studio I eat lunch at sometimes
November 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Bonehead confirms oasis will the cover the monkees daydream believer on 2025 tour.
November 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
when you’re bringing your horses into town to sell as per usual but on the way an agent of the junker demands a “pass” you’ve heretofore never heard of to cross thru saxony
November 15, 2024 at 1:04 PM
"somebody?" it was not just somebody. it was A JUDGE
Nunrunner heard somebody say “you left-handed motherfucker” in the courthouse the other day
November 15, 2024 at 12:17 PM
loca where the Hell have you been, bella?😍
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 PM
join but don't add me bc you'll see how much sarah j traash i've read
Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 14, 2024 at 11:12 PM