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Lil Chris
@lilbabchris.name
He/him, bi, 36̸ years old

Little age range 2-4

Little brother of @lilalewin.bsky.social
I read the second point in the same cadence as Aaron Burr in Non-Stop from Hamilton, so my brain capped it off with:

"John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote twenty-nine...
August 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It's insane how much worse it's gotten
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Wait no!

May 2019!
April 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
August 2021 is the oldest photo I have on my phone
April 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Wait, they don't make them anymore?! 😭
April 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
People don't? 🤔
April 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Not a bad plan
April 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Splash zone
March 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
They're in diapers 60% of the time, every time
March 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
bwuh
March 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I would never call someone as adorable as you scum, let alone over something as subjective as music taste 😘

I personally couldn't stand Bawitdaba when I was the target audience of an 11 year old nu-metal fanboy, and it hasn't gotten any better with time 😅
March 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
All songs by Kid Rock are hot garbage, but that one desecrates 3 classics in the process, making it extra offensive
March 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh, this too
Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head (Metal Health)
YouTube video by QuietRiotVEVO
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March 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is the first thing that popped in my head
Anthrax - Madhouse
YouTube video by AnthraxVEVO
youtu.be
March 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Nothing too difficult

Green Day songs, Linkin Park songs, etc.
March 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hi Miss Maya!

My name is Chris and ummmm...

I like to play the guitar!
March 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Shakenance
March 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Oh man, memory unlocked
a bunch of purple grapes with faces on them and the words oh i 'm member .
ALT: a bunch of purple grapes with faces on them and the words oh i 'm member .
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March 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
March 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM