Jordy
@lilbonerthestoner.bsky.social
I am annoyed that I am always told I have to go see family because "it's the right thing to do." The only time I hear from family members "wanting" to see me is when they need something from me like the use of my truck for hauling things around. How about if family wants to see me, they come to me?
September 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I am annoyed that I am always told I have to go see family because "it's the right thing to do." The only time I hear from family members "wanting" to see me is when they need something from me like the use of my truck for hauling things around. How about if family wants to see me, they come to me?
Why am I a workaholic...
August 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Why am I a workaholic...
Well... this work week has been shitty. My favourite coworker got laid off for bs reasons that I'm not happy about, and I just told my father about it, hoping he'd take my side and just listen to what I have to say. But no, the company did the right thing and I am obviously not seeing...
August 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Well... this work week has been shitty. My favourite coworker got laid off for bs reasons that I'm not happy about, and I just told my father about it, hoping he'd take my side and just listen to what I have to say. But no, the company did the right thing and I am obviously not seeing...
I'm just a boy who wants to wear eyeliner every day
August 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm just a boy who wants to wear eyeliner every day
Why do the npc's always get the best items...
I don't know about everyone else, but I am locked into mariokart right now
August 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why do the npc's always get the best items...
I don't know about everyone else, but I am locked into mariokart right now
August 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don't know about everyone else, but I am locked into mariokart right now
I feel like I am slowly but quickly losing my mind
August 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I feel like I am slowly but quickly losing my mind
Gym tip!
Don't cover yourself with axe body spray...
Nobody likes that...
Have a good day!
Don't cover yourself with axe body spray...
Nobody likes that...
Have a good day!
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Gym tip!
Don't cover yourself with axe body spray...
Nobody likes that...
Have a good day!
Don't cover yourself with axe body spray...
Nobody likes that...
Have a good day!
Dear bluesky,
I DO NOT WANT PORN ON MY FYP. SEE LESS MEANS I WANT TO SEE LESS, NOT MORE!!
PLEASE, CEASE AND DESIST!
I DO NOT WANT PORN ON MY FYP. SEE LESS MEANS I WANT TO SEE LESS, NOT MORE!!
PLEASE, CEASE AND DESIST!
July 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Dear bluesky,
I DO NOT WANT PORN ON MY FYP. SEE LESS MEANS I WANT TO SEE LESS, NOT MORE!!
PLEASE, CEASE AND DESIST!
I DO NOT WANT PORN ON MY FYP. SEE LESS MEANS I WANT TO SEE LESS, NOT MORE!!
PLEASE, CEASE AND DESIST!
I'm at the gym and someone is wherein a shirt that says "live laugh toasterbath" and I love it
June 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm at the gym and someone is wherein a shirt that says "live laugh toasterbath" and I love it
Guess who gets to weld today, it meeee!!!
June 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Guess who gets to weld today, it meeee!!!
If my headaches started paying rent I'd never have to work again
June 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If my headaches started paying rent I'd never have to work again
Friday the 13th took my Milwaukee power rachet from me
June 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Friday the 13th took my Milwaukee power rachet from me
Hehe, it's 69 today... 2025-06-09
June 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hehe, it's 69 today... 2025-06-09
Happy pride, fellow gays!
June 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy pride, fellow gays!
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
One day, I will move out
The Great North theme has been playing all day in my head, and honestly, I fuck with it
May 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Great North theme has been playing all day in my head, and honestly, I fuck with it
Lost my earbud in my sleep. No music at the gym today 😑
May 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Lost my earbud in my sleep. No music at the gym today 😑
I miss my sheep,
They have such great personalities
They have such great personalities
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I miss my sheep,
They have such great personalities
They have such great personalities
How do I tell my father I don't want to bake with him Becuase he does not shape the cookies the same way I do and half the batch looks bad while the other looks good and consistent
May 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How do I tell my father I don't want to bake with him Becuase he does not shape the cookies the same way I do and half the batch looks bad while the other looks good and consistent
I just ask for 1 day without heartburn... please?
May 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I just ask for 1 day without heartburn... please?
I really dislike living with a conservative
May 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I really dislike living with a conservative
Traffic on the highway was slow, so now I don't get my 30 minutes of alone time today... ugh
May 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Traffic on the highway was slow, so now I don't get my 30 minutes of alone time today... ugh
There is an extinction level event going on in my stomach and Intestines this morning
May 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There is an extinction level event going on in my stomach and Intestines this morning
Why does the urinal deodorizor thing smell like fruit loops? I'm not gonna be eating fruit loops any time soon...
May 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why does the urinal deodorizor thing smell like fruit loops? I'm not gonna be eating fruit loops any time soon...