lilendae.bsky.social
@lilendae.bsky.social
Adult (20+). Hobbies are writing, vidya games, and reading. Ask me about cats, they're what I know about.
Me, a wizard: We need to get moving to interrupt the ritual, if I use all my movement, I will be in front...
Barbarian: Yer a wizard, Harry
Bard: You have 12 AC, Harry
Barbarian: You have 10 HP, Harry
December 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
PSA: The higher a man's body count, the smaller his penis is. With every different woman, the penis is crushed by the contractions of the vagina.

If you're thinking about going on a date with a dude, remember to ask his body count so you know if his dick is small from all the crushing.
November 17, 2024 at 7:36 AM