Pergo Gatorziam
@lilivili.bsky.social
I am a life coach for people who are looking to achieve nothing.
Imagine explaining what omegas and knotting are to the puritan settlers
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Imagine explaining what omegas and knotting are to the puritan settlers
I've reached the age where I'm starting to sacrifice some style for comfort.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I've reached the age where I'm starting to sacrifice some style for comfort.
Added 35 lbs to my max squat and now I can barely get on and off the toilet because my quads are dying
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Added 35 lbs to my max squat and now I can barely get on and off the toilet because my quads are dying
As a skinny person I need people to stop thinking that everyone who is overweight has to "earn" it the "hard" way and ozempic is a "shortcut."
I don't do anything special to maintain my low weight. I just have lower appetite. If I don't have to struggle for it, why should anyone else?
I don't do anything special to maintain my low weight. I just have lower appetite. If I don't have to struggle for it, why should anyone else?
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
As a skinny person I need people to stop thinking that everyone who is overweight has to "earn" it the "hard" way and ozempic is a "shortcut."
I don't do anything special to maintain my low weight. I just have lower appetite. If I don't have to struggle for it, why should anyone else?
I don't do anything special to maintain my low weight. I just have lower appetite. If I don't have to struggle for it, why should anyone else?
Guys who do grappling always get really offended and deny that they can feel the other guy's dick but I think they can and they like it just a little bit and that's why the question always upsets them so much.
It's okay to rub buldges with the homies - you don't need to pretend to fight first. #bjj
It's okay to rub buldges with the homies - you don't need to pretend to fight first. #bjj
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Guys who do grappling always get really offended and deny that they can feel the other guy's dick but I think they can and they like it just a little bit and that's why the question always upsets them so much.
It's okay to rub buldges with the homies - you don't need to pretend to fight first. #bjj
It's okay to rub buldges with the homies - you don't need to pretend to fight first. #bjj
I got stuck behind a woman at the auto parts store who spent like 15 minutes fussing over wiper blades with the cashier.
I'm so thankful the guy in front of me heavy sighed so I didn't have to.
They're wiper blades, not tires. Fucking buy something
I'm so thankful the guy in front of me heavy sighed so I didn't have to.
They're wiper blades, not tires. Fucking buy something
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I got stuck behind a woman at the auto parts store who spent like 15 minutes fussing over wiper blades with the cashier.
I'm so thankful the guy in front of me heavy sighed so I didn't have to.
They're wiper blades, not tires. Fucking buy something
I'm so thankful the guy in front of me heavy sighed so I didn't have to.
They're wiper blades, not tires. Fucking buy something
If anything, making texting while driving illegal has made our roads more dangerous.
Used to be you could hold your phone in front of you and see the road at the same time.
Now I have to hide my phone under the steering wheel. Really messes me up.
Used to be you could hold your phone in front of you and see the road at the same time.
Now I have to hide my phone under the steering wheel. Really messes me up.
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If anything, making texting while driving illegal has made our roads more dangerous.
Used to be you could hold your phone in front of you and see the road at the same time.
Now I have to hide my phone under the steering wheel. Really messes me up.
Used to be you could hold your phone in front of you and see the road at the same time.
Now I have to hide my phone under the steering wheel. Really messes me up.
I can't believe my wife is napping while I'm bored at work and need entertainment
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I can't believe my wife is napping while I'm bored at work and need entertainment
I added more ventilation to her enclosure his weekend and was itchy for two days.
#tarantula
#tarantula
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I added more ventilation to her enclosure his weekend and was itchy for two days.
#tarantula
#tarantula
What happens to all the razorblades you put down the drain?
Growing up my dad always said "It's not my problem" but now I'm wondering where they go.
Growing up my dad always said "It's not my problem" but now I'm wondering where they go.
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What happens to all the razorblades you put down the drain?
Growing up my dad always said "It's not my problem" but now I'm wondering where they go.
Growing up my dad always said "It's not my problem" but now I'm wondering where they go.
Whenever I wonder how so many people are belligerent, unempathic morons, I remember that guy's instagram where he just shows how damn near everything had lead in it.
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Whenever I wonder how so many people are belligerent, unempathic morons, I remember that guy's instagram where he just shows how damn near everything had lead in it.
My first master grade gundam model kit. Need to work on some of the nubs but it was so fun.
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My first master grade gundam model kit. Need to work on some of the nubs but it was so fun.
#glutenfree Oat egg and sugar pancake game on point
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#glutenfree Oat egg and sugar pancake game on point
#glutenfree Oat egg and sugar pancake game on point
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
#glutenfree Oat egg and sugar pancake game on point
Hey folks, I just woke up from a 5 yeat coma. What happened to the wholesome Dave Grohl memes everyone used to share?
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hey folks, I just woke up from a 5 yeat coma. What happened to the wholesome Dave Grohl memes everyone used to share?
Are any women really okay with center seam undies? I don't get, just a recipe for a front wedgy
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Are any women really okay with center seam undies? I don't get, just a recipe for a front wedgy
There's an exact line at which wishing death on a person becomes a criminal threat when you become specific enough about who should do it and how they should do it and have enough online followers and I find that interesting.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There's an exact line at which wishing death on a person becomes a criminal threat when you become specific enough about who should do it and how they should do it and have enough online followers and I find that interesting.
God wouldn't have given me knuckles with blood in them if he didn't want me to play bloody knuckles.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
God wouldn't have given me knuckles with blood in them if he didn't want me to play bloody knuckles.
Reposted by Pergo Gatorziam
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Starting a support group for people whose partners never watch the cute animal videos you send them on social media DMs.
#victimsofsocialmedianeglect
#victimsofsocialmedianeglect
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Starting a support group for people whose partners never watch the cute animal videos you send them on social media DMs.
#victimsofsocialmedianeglect
#victimsofsocialmedianeglect