John Battye
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John Battye
@liljbat.bsky.social
Improv, theatre professoring, my cat. These are my Things, expect to see lots of them.
The purest love is someone noticing your eye is drooping and handing you a cup of tea without asking.
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I like to imagine I'm Barry Allen in these moments, and the speed of my immense Mind outpaces mere mortal technology.
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The universe has a way of making some pretty wild coincidence happen, hey? Props to Anthony Goodwin for giving you this feeling ;)
October 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My girls! They're gorgeous
August 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There's a T-16 you need to fill out, with appropriate signing authority, before you can engage in that sort of job action. But I bet Carrier could pull some strings...
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm the guy who gets absolutely obliterated in the first round to demonstrate to the until-now-lighthearted hero how serious the tournament really is.
August 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Now everyone say two fun facts about yourself! It can't be a repeat and needs to make someone else in the room laugh or you'll be asked to make a third. This is mandatory.
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My wife will give "you're trying your best!" laughs to my comedy students. She does not extend this privilege to me. If the joke falls, I can hear her disappointment.
August 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Still waters run deep, you know?

Glad you like it ;)
July 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Nooooooo
July 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM