Lillie E. Franks
@lilliekoi.bsky.social
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@onyxaminedlife on Twitter. Chicago trans woman/entity/entities. She/her or they/them. A short story writer and all around pretentious person. Weird jokes, political rants, some positivity. Friendly!
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Arby's sandwich? No, bees are insect. Grilled cheese are sandwich.
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If a cis person sees the Nuttenkönig, they'll transition within a month
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I have a new story out at a magazine with an incredible name! It’s about the Pacific Garbage Patch, if it were made of ghosts!
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“Millicent Pawlowski, the Happy Medium, stands between the crowd and the police and opens her mind to the glowing cyclone which fills nearly half of the sky above her.”

Buckle up: today we feature @lilliekoi.bsky.social's “Under the Gyre”🌪: www.culdesacofblood.com/lillie-e-fra...
A vortex swirls in the sky above a decaying building, power lines, and trees in Twin Peaks: The Return
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Zapruder film? I don't care how impolite it is; we shouldn't zap any films.
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What does it say about the Minions if they call for bananas because they see something yellow and long and they believe they're finally getting their chance to indulge in cannibalism? That they find that similarity thrilling rather than unsettling?
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There's something unseemly about the fact that the Minions' favorite food is bananas. Like, it's a little bit too close to home. You can't help wondering if the Minions believe they're eating each other.
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"...I'm overcome with the sudden certainty that she'll vanish, the door transporting her to the moon or Siberia. But before my fear can get away from me, she's already through."

"Door in the Woods" by @iamchrisscott.bsky.social, new flash fiction out today at OKD. 📝
Door in the Woods by Chris Scott
Sarah is hiking up ahead of me, so she’s the first to see it. She goes around the bend, says “Hey now,” and stops in her tracks. Then I see it, too. Right there in the middle of the trail is a sing…
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Also the meteor is a secret Cold War weapon? I forget if it’s Russian or American.
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I love that at least in the book, the meteor that makes you blind and the plants that kill you are entirely separate events. The plants show up, everyone’s like “Eh, this is probably fine as long as a meteor doesn’t make us blind” and then of all the lousy luck…
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They could literally be anywhere! And have you heard of this thing called a vampire? It can suck the blood out of your body. Your blood! Eeeewwww! Fascists don't do that!
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I've been hearing some reports that this Halloween, the real scare is the country descending into authoritarianism. However, after looking into it, I've determined this is unfounded. While the country is at risk for descending into authoritarianism, ghouls, ghosts and goblins are all still scarier.
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Oh. Okay. That's deeply tiresome. Like, yeah, when you as an influential person say things, they will get interpreted by the people who might be affected by your decisions. I'm sorry that that's tiresome for you; it's not that great for us either.
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In a rare turn of events, I seem to not be online ENOUGH here. What is the joke being made here?
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This won’t be for anyone but me, but the sea shanty “The Mermaid“ and the folk song “Fast Freight” illustrate the difference between cosmic horror and weird horror. Both are about being destroyed by a simple experience, but in one it’s an otherworldly being and in the other it’s a mundane magic
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It’s too bad you couldn’t find… a substitute
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The Lorax especially but most of these carry the fascinating implication that it is violent to believe anything ought to be done, regardless of how you want to do it. It's bad to care about things, because if you care about something, you might kill for it. Only mealy-mouthed nihilism is safe.
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It's wild how smoothly the line went from "Trump isn't trying to be a dictator! That's absurd and hysterical!" to "Well, sure, Trump is trying to be a dictator but he won't succeed at it."
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People wrote a lot of these takes in the first Trump Administration and they’re basically lists of things he’s doing now.

“Trump’s not a dictator! He’s not militarizing US cities or prosecuting his political opponents or jailing dissidents…”
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And you’re fooling yourself if you think the U.S. is a “long way“ from becoming Venezuela.
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Also it recommends one of my stories and that's cool?

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One of my favorite reading experiences is being completely baffled by something until all of a sudden I'm totally into it
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always excited for new Kate McIntyre! a real fun triptych.

The Five Cows
They buck invisible riders. They attend law school to properly sue their stink. They kill the townsfolk one night, very late, with andirons...

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Kansas by Kate McIntyre
The Five Cows They buck invisible riders. They attend law school to properly sue their stink. They kill the townsfolk one night, very late, with andirons, and they cry when there’s no one to scratch…
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Sad dinosaur voice: I used to be a T-rex, but after she broke up with me, I'm just a Tear Ex