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There's something so charming about watching a group of old people stumble through a comedy routine, but I think they all did a great job.
What was going on with the lady who just talked about the Bible the whole time though?
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8/10
There's something so charming about watching a group of old people stumble through a comedy routine, but I think they all did a great job.
What was going on with the lady who just talked about the Bible the whole time though?
#filmsky
8/10
Have you ever been so gay you almost broke every bone in your body to impress a girl? Tokai Teio is the realest one to ever exist.
I need a yuri spinoff for the hairdresser girl and her client.
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8/10
Have you ever been so gay you almost broke every bone in your body to impress a girl? Tokai Teio is the realest one to ever exist.
I need a yuri spinoff for the hairdresser girl and her client.
#anisky
8/10
A show that celebrates the little guy by having the main characters be people who would have been side characters in a different anime.
I love the ost and characters, I just wish the plot was better paced. Even 1-2 more episodes would have helped a lot.
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6/10
A show that celebrates the little guy by having the main characters be people who would have been side characters in a different anime.
I love the ost and characters, I just wish the plot was better paced. Even 1-2 more episodes would have helped a lot.
#anisky
6/10
I meant to finish this a long time ago but got overwhelmed by the open world stuff.
A great story and absolutely beautiful to look at, but a lot of the open world activities just got tedious after doing them for a while.
Excited to play Ghost of Yotei someday.
8/10
I meant to finish this a long time ago but got overwhelmed by the open world stuff.
A great story and absolutely beautiful to look at, but a lot of the open world activities just got tedious after doing them for a while.
Excited to play Ghost of Yotei someday.
8/10
I also picked quite a few visual novels because I'm hoping I'll get stuck in bed for a month next year, but we'll see about that.
I also picked quite a few visual novels because I'm hoping I'll get stuck in bed for a month next year, but we'll see about that.
Such a disappointment. The entire second half of the game feels extremely rushed, and even the first half had obvious corners being cut. But when the game works, it really works. I like the characters and the bromance road trip aspect of it all. Its just a mess.
6/10
Such a disappointment. The entire second half of the game feels extremely rushed, and even the first half had obvious corners being cut. But when the game works, it really works. I like the characters and the bromance road trip aspect of it all. Its just a mess.
6/10
The 3DS was insanely good for Zelda.
The 3DS was insanely good for Zelda.
This is Jason Statham's servant origin story for when he shows up in the Fate/Stay Night cinematic universe. This movie is so yellow-tinted that every actor looks like an Altmer. Jason Statham dodge-rolls a plane crash in this movie.
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6/10
This is Jason Statham's servant origin story for when he shows up in the Fate/Stay Night cinematic universe. This movie is so yellow-tinted that every actor looks like an Altmer. Jason Statham dodge-rolls a plane crash in this movie.
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6/10
"What if Tohno Shiki was a 5th grader?"
Every single scene of this movie feels like the scene that happens right before a brutal massacre happens in a horror movie. I think this movie is what happened to Meteion in Endwalker.
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4/10
"What if Tohno Shiki was a 5th grader?"
Every single scene of this movie feels like the scene that happens right before a brutal massacre happens in a horror movie. I think this movie is what happened to Meteion in Endwalker.
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4/10
This one feels simultaneously like a better, more complete version of Churip but also just padded out to twice the length without adding too much.
But it's ghost girl yuri, so I can't say anything too bad about it.
6/10
This one feels simultaneously like a better, more complete version of Churip but also just padded out to twice the length without adding too much.
But it's ghost girl yuri, so I can't say anything too bad about it.
6/10
I am generally pretty forgiving of these Lu games. They all have a level of jank to them, but he's made some really good stuff. Unfortunately, this is maybe his worst game so far.
I'm sorry, but giant featureless mazes and empty voids that randomly teleport you aren't fun.
2/10
I am generally pretty forgiving of these Lu games. They all have a level of jank to them, but he's made some really good stuff. Unfortunately, this is maybe his worst game so far.
I'm sorry, but giant featureless mazes and empty voids that randomly teleport you aren't fun.
2/10
Robot Jox was a pretty fun movie with nice miniature work and giant robot battles. This is, supposedly, a sequel to Robot Jox, but is mostly a generic post-apocalyptic movie. The closest we come to robot combat is one model robot gently wiggling in the sand.
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2/10
Robot Jox was a pretty fun movie with nice miniature work and giant robot battles. This is, supposedly, a sequel to Robot Jox, but is mostly a generic post-apocalyptic movie. The closest we come to robot combat is one model robot gently wiggling in the sand.
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2/10
I desperately need the Jack Slayter movies to be real, I have to watch them. This is America's Cinema Paradiso, a movie drowning in its own love of movies. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Inland Empire.
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10/10
I desperately need the Jack Slayter movies to be real, I have to watch them. This is America's Cinema Paradiso, a movie drowning in its own love of movies. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Inland Empire.
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10/10
The movie that best captures the feeling of doing as many sidestories in a Yakuza game as you can before getting back to the main plot. Its pretty impressive that this manages to merge all of its goofy sideplot stuff cohesively with the main story.
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7/10
The movie that best captures the feeling of doing as many sidestories in a Yakuza game as you can before getting back to the main plot. Its pretty impressive that this manages to merge all of its goofy sideplot stuff cohesively with the main story.
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7/10
Basically just a tech demo for KH3. I wish I lived in the world where this was a full sequel to Birth by Sleep; I really think Aqua's story deserved better. It's fine, just nothing special.
6/10
Basically just a tech demo for KH3. I wish I lived in the world where this was a full sequel to Birth by Sleep; I really think Aqua's story deserved better. It's fine, just nothing special.
6/10
Does it still count as copaganda if the cops are cyborg biker gangs?
David Carradine keeps a gamer twink in his basement and makes him write code all day in this movie.
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3/10
Does it still count as copaganda if the cops are cyborg biker gangs?
David Carradine keeps a gamer twink in his basement and makes him write code all day in this movie.
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3/10
This feels like a lost Disney Channel Original Movie, but then it'll have a fully nude shower scene and gore. Confusing tone aside, there are some fun kills in this.
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4/10
This feels like a lost Disney Channel Original Movie, but then it'll have a fully nude shower scene and gore. Confusing tone aside, there are some fun kills in this.
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4/10
"What if The CW made an Alan Wake prestige TV show?"
This movie is entirely people whispering in rooms, but I don't think I'd have liked it any better if I could hear anyone.
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1/10
"What if The CW made an Alan Wake prestige TV show?"
This movie is entirely people whispering in rooms, but I don't think I'd have liked it any better if I could hear anyone.
#filmsky
1/10