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Miss Teak
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For reference
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Trump after meeting Zohran
Tweet from @yungsids that says “not arguing w a dude that has big brown eyes. whatever you say beautiful”
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Ekene is in rehearsals for a play
Texts between me and Ekene (Sunshine of my Lifetime 💜💜). At 9:28 I sent “You’ll be home soon 🥰🥰🥰”. At 9:45 I sent a link to Raye’s song “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!”
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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THIS IS MATT LUCAS???
Matt Lucas in Black face portraying Precious a Jamaican coffee shop owner. Matt Lucas not in Black face.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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You:
A two-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person is braced against a door to keep it from opening. The door has the words “I’m not a furry” written across the top of it. In the second panel, the word “but” drawn in capital block letters with a buff arm on either side bursts through the entryway sending the door and person, now screaming, flying across the room.
September 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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😭 I think it looks even sadder on iOS
A screenshot of my post saying “WHEN DID WE GET THIS EMOJI 🫩 😭😭😭 I was scrolling past looking for something different, and suddenly it was like my reflection looking back at me 🫩”
April 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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No thoughts. Just Tammie Brown Vengabus
April 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Love this movie so bad
Art for the movie “Your Name”
April 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A girl walking away in a cornfield holding her heels in her hand. Behind her, there is an ear of corn still on the stalk that is dripping wet. Text says “City Girls buy vibrators. Country girls make do” Image of Regina Hall in Scary movie edited to say “Cindy, this is a drawing. This is lines”
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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OMG is Raze just a West Virginia thing??? It’s an anti-tobacco campaign kinda like D.A.R.E. 😭
Raze logo. That says “Raze tear down tobacco lies”
April 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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DANA OWENS, I’M TELLING YOU
Queen Latifah in the 90s
March 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Been salivating for a shiny it’s been MONTHS. Got two within 20 minutes today 😭
Shinty Sandile on catch screen Shiny Vullaby on catch screen
February 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Called IT cuz I was having issue with access to a system. I was like “I’m a new employee I just started in January-” And she was like “I’m new, too!! This is my second week! 😃”
Man smoking so many cigarettes rubbing his forehead
February 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Global All Stars was a formality to give Alyssa Edwards a Lifetime Achievement Award
Norman Rockwell Free Speech painting.
February 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I love getting to break news
Screenshots of texts with Ekene. I say “a second wife leaving has hit Kanye West” Ekene says “you’re joking” and I say “Nope 😭”
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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MUSTAAAAAAAARRRRDDD
Kirby yelling into a mic so hard that the image is blurry
February 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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How I arrived on Bluesky
Cat with a suitcase and umbrella under its arms. Text says “I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”
January 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Sometimes my boobs sit in my shirt with the nipples so misaligned that they look like two googly eyes
Googly eyes that aren’t pointed the same direction.
January 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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A drawing of a bunny in a guillotine
January 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is not a serious person
Ekene in a dress shirt and dress pants sitting at their desk.
January 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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And got this less than 12 hours ago???
Immersive Meetoo ex card
January 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Got this ima mission reward pack????
Immersive Celebi Ex Card!
January 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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flying Air France
December 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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What y’all think about this nail color?
A picture of my hand with an engagement ring on it.
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Me: “I just keep opening these Mewtwo packs because I want that Venusaur ex so bad.”
*uses hourglasses to open one more pack*

I spoke this into existence 🙂‍↕️
A Venusaur ex card from Pokemon TCG Pocket. It has 4 diamond rarity.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM