Kel Jean
@lilmisssassypants.bsky.social
Dog mom | Real mom | Awkward & funny af
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ADHD is my superpower
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ADHD is my superpower
Putting your impulsivity and emotions in check is hard…don’t want to stress-eat because I’ve worked too damn hard to keep the eating disorder in check. Just paid off a bunch of debt…stress-shopping it is I guess! 🤪🤦♀️
March 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Putting your impulsivity and emotions in check is hard…don’t want to stress-eat because I’ve worked too damn hard to keep the eating disorder in check. Just paid off a bunch of debt…stress-shopping it is I guess! 🤪🤦♀️
ADHD is waking up with random commercial jingles in your brain.
Nothing like hearing my alarm go off in the morning and, as soon as I hit snooze, my brain is singing “Limu Emu…and Doug!”
On the flip side, thanks to all the random shit my brain holds onto, I’m kick-ass at trivia!
Nothing like hearing my alarm go off in the morning and, as soon as I hit snooze, my brain is singing “Limu Emu…and Doug!”
On the flip side, thanks to all the random shit my brain holds onto, I’m kick-ass at trivia!
January 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ADHD is waking up with random commercial jingles in your brain.
Nothing like hearing my alarm go off in the morning and, as soon as I hit snooze, my brain is singing “Limu Emu…and Doug!”
On the flip side, thanks to all the random shit my brain holds onto, I’m kick-ass at trivia!
Nothing like hearing my alarm go off in the morning and, as soon as I hit snooze, my brain is singing “Limu Emu…and Doug!”
On the flip side, thanks to all the random shit my brain holds onto, I’m kick-ass at trivia!
Everyone else is posting profound shit…I’m over here reminded of the time I had to call the IRS for a client. The lady who answered said her name was Ms. Jackson. My fucking squirrels immediately start singing OutKast; it took every ounce of my being to not let the words slip out of my pie hole. 🤦♀️🙄🤣
January 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Everyone else is posting profound shit…I’m over here reminded of the time I had to call the IRS for a client. The lady who answered said her name was Ms. Jackson. My fucking squirrels immediately start singing OutKast; it took every ounce of my being to not let the words slip out of my pie hole. 🤦♀️🙄🤣