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The Lorax
@lilraine.bsky.social
Mad about fucking everything.
The #1 thing I’ve learned from housewife centric reality TV is that if you go on one of these shows your marriage ends up in divorce 100% of the time
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s crazy we are living in the era of iPad induced retardation (literally) but some parents are so dumb themselves they blame vaccines instead of recognizing that they are the ones that are causing their own children’s developmental delays. Always easier to pass the buck, ig.
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
At this point the burden of proof is on billionaires to prove they are NOT pedophiles. If you have $999,999,999+ I am going to assume you are participating in human trafficking. Guilty until proven innocent due to overwhelming evidence that billionaires cannot resist the allure of sex crimes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The fall of Tom Segura is crazy… it totally wasn’t obvious 7 years ago that he was a cringe loser. What will I ever do with this absolutely brand new information I never had before?
October 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Getting older really is about less is more. I don’t want more friends. Most people I meet can’t hold a serious conversation and have a vapid look behind their eyes when you try to engage them meaningfully. Respectfully, I’d rather be so fucking alone than act like this brain dead schtick is normal.
August 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There’s some people I’ve told at least 5x I don’t have the tiktok app so i can’t watch TikToks. Guess what they STILL send me. Like, you can’t convince me this short form content is not causing a huge spike in people being dumb as shit.
August 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Every time you send me a reel I think “oh i guess they had nowhere else to put their trash today”
August 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You have to be a sociopath to send someone some fucking tiktok or reel then when they give a real human response you say NOTHING until the next shitty reel you find that you need to force down my throat like horse defecating in my mouth
August 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Legitimately human beings are becoming so mind numbingly stupid they can only communicate via reels and AI. I am baffled by this constantly. Like, yall need help!!!!! Medical attention!!! Drop everything and put yourself up in a hospital before it’s too late!!
August 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This actually came to such a head today i deleted my instagram today. But I’ve deleted social media before and this has not stopped people from TEXTING ME these videos. WHY???? When i get them, I will respond with human words only to be ghosted and sent another shitty reel in 4-5 days
August 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What’s happening is someone sees some 45 sec clip that makes them chuckle 5x a day then sends that to you. All of the sudden you have 2 hours of bad makeshift “sketch comedy” to sift through because the least funny person you know thought it was hilarious
August 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I am so sick of reels and frankly 45-90 second clips of everything. Do not send me them. I do not want them. I have no interest in watching them. If you’ve sent me a reel in the last 10 months there’s a -9000% chance I’ve watched it.
August 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
庆祝共产主义“饼干桶”的伟大觉醒。美国人已经达到了后帝国主义启蒙时代,我们共同颂扬我们伟大的领导人习近平。🇨🇳
August 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just because Dobson is dead doesn’t mean his legacy of physically abusing the most vulnerable in our society will go away. Conservative evangelical nationalists are beyond repair and will charge on with this lunatics ideology at the helm of their rotting ship. Fuck all these people, man.
August 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The child rapist and abusers have been running our country for decades at this point. Epstein and Trump are the symptom of this normalization of controlling vulnerable people’s bodies. I have no faith it will stop at any point in American history. It is core to what this country is.
August 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Lord Rogan, king of comedy and savior of the woke hearted, bless this copium, let it guide us. Amen.
August 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bro Hunter Biden is low key sexy ngl
August 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
so glad i got married before everyone started dating chat-gpt
August 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dumb people on Reddit make me think I’m dumb because they correct me in a wrong way that makes me think I’m wrong but they’re just so dumb they think they’re right. I love the internet.
August 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Calling it now that Trump gives Epstein a full pardon posthumously.
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Here’s another pic of my other perfect fucking cat!!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I also made fucking dank ajitama and it was good as fuck
May 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Here’s a picture of the most perfect baby to cleanse your pallet
May 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM