Lil Sweetie
@lilsweetie.bsky.social
Best SoundCloud rapper ever!!!!
In Kindergarten they put my lisp into remission
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In Kindergarten they put my lisp into remission
Sometime when I watch HBOMAX late at night, my TV will random start sounding like a printer from the 1970’s
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sometime when I watch HBOMAX late at night, my TV will random start sounding like a printer from the 1970’s
Got Spotify app on my TV, consider the game to be officially changed!!
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Got Spotify app on my TV, consider the game to be officially changed!!
When companies are going under, instead of selling to conglomerates they should sell by individual assets. Like hell yeah I’d love to control distribution rights and what not to Dunston Checks In for like maybe a thousand bucks
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When companies are going under, instead of selling to conglomerates they should sell by individual assets. Like hell yeah I’d love to control distribution rights and what not to Dunston Checks In for like maybe a thousand bucks
If I had a billion dollars I’d retire and build the worlds most impressive VUDU library
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If I had a billion dollars I’d retire and build the worlds most impressive VUDU library
If someone said to me right now “I like your outfit” I’d say “aw shucks, this little number?” And then point to my lion onesie pajamas
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If someone said to me right now “I like your outfit” I’d say “aw shucks, this little number?” And then point to my lion onesie pajamas
My brother made me like my own damn post in public once.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My brother made me like my own damn post in public once.
If I could go back and do it all again, when the pandemic hit I’d shave all my hair off my body and head so I look like a hot dog, and I’d wear a bun and knock on peoples windows at 3 AM and say “I’m a damn hot dog, and there’s nothing you can do about it!”
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If I could go back and do it all again, when the pandemic hit I’d shave all my hair off my body and head so I look like a hot dog, and I’d wear a bun and knock on peoples windows at 3 AM and say “I’m a damn hot dog, and there’s nothing you can do about it!”
Saw a episode of the Simpsons where the teacher with the hard name (let’s just call her Edna) gets prank love letters from Bart under the pen name of “Woodrow” (as in after the president) you seriously fell for that Edna?? No one had been named Woodrow in a hundred years!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Saw a episode of the Simpsons where the teacher with the hard name (let’s just call her Edna) gets prank love letters from Bart under the pen name of “Woodrow” (as in after the president) you seriously fell for that Edna?? No one had been named Woodrow in a hundred years!!!
Im keep it 100 with you, I wrote a number perfect for a broadway musical at 3 AM once.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Im keep it 100 with you, I wrote a number perfect for a broadway musical at 3 AM once.
If yall are wondering why im up late it’s cuz i turned the TV off too early and i cut a demo earlier and listened to it for and hour straight while playing Wizard 101 and its stuck in my head now and the cherry on top is I have to pee but I don’t want to be cold
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
If yall are wondering why im up late it’s cuz i turned the TV off too early and i cut a demo earlier and listened to it for and hour straight while playing Wizard 101 and its stuck in my head now and the cherry on top is I have to pee but I don’t want to be cold
Damn girl, you from Star Wars? Call her my Queen cuz Imma dial her. (Send this to a Star Wars baddie please please PLEASE!!!!)
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Damn girl, you from Star Wars? Call her my Queen cuz Imma dial her. (Send this to a Star Wars baddie please please PLEASE!!!!)
So I know im gonna p a lot of ppl off with this take but why tf do mfers schedule gigs for bands and then go on Facebook like “I have a paying gig but need a full line up for it, anyone down?” Like why you tryna schedule gigs for bands that don’t exist
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So I know im gonna p a lot of ppl off with this take but why tf do mfers schedule gigs for bands and then go on Facebook like “I have a paying gig but need a full line up for it, anyone down?” Like why you tryna schedule gigs for bands that don’t exist
Dunkin’s having Chocolate Salty Balls on their menu wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card but here we are
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dunkin’s having Chocolate Salty Balls on their menu wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card but here we are
Where was these student discounts on streaming when I was a kid??
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Where was these student discounts on streaming when I was a kid??
Taking my cousin Ryan to Hooters sometime soon.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Taking my cousin Ryan to Hooters sometime soon.
Santa has two wives lol #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Santa has two wives lol #macysdayparade
What heinous crimes did Turkeys commit to warrant them needing to be given presidential pardons every year?
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What heinous crimes did Turkeys commit to warrant them needing to be given presidential pardons every year?
Once a juggalo always a juggalo, even if it’s on accident
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once a juggalo always a juggalo, even if it’s on accident
Gotta fart so bad, it’s just not happening for me tho
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gotta fart so bad, it’s just not happening for me tho
Sitting in the bar, where the hoes at?
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sitting in the bar, where the hoes at?
Next pet I get is gonna wear clothes. Like hell nah you can’t have ur wiener out, we got guests over!
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Next pet I get is gonna wear clothes. Like hell nah you can’t have ur wiener out, we got guests over!
Another restless Shabbat, but hey that’s just the life of an OG
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Another restless Shabbat, but hey that’s just the life of an OG
Telling everyone I discovered the band Hot Freaks even though they have hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Telling everyone I discovered the band Hot Freaks even though they have hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify