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If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
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Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.
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In the past 36 hours:
-USA Credit rating has dropped
-Trump has threatened Springsteen, Swift, SCOTUS, and Walmart
-Trump has rattled on about groceries
-Tornadoes have devastated parts of the US no longer covered by NWS
…and I’m supposed to care about Joe Biden’s mental acuity in 2023?
GTFOH
-USA Credit rating has dropped
-Trump has threatened Springsteen, Swift, SCOTUS, and Walmart
-Trump has rattled on about groceries
-Tornadoes have devastated parts of the US no longer covered by NWS
…and I’m supposed to care about Joe Biden’s mental acuity in 2023?
GTFOH
May 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In the past 36 hours:
-USA Credit rating has dropped
-Trump has threatened Springsteen, Swift, SCOTUS, and Walmart
-Trump has rattled on about groceries
-Tornadoes have devastated parts of the US no longer covered by NWS
…and I’m supposed to care about Joe Biden’s mental acuity in 2023?
GTFOH
-USA Credit rating has dropped
-Trump has threatened Springsteen, Swift, SCOTUS, and Walmart
-Trump has rattled on about groceries
-Tornadoes have devastated parts of the US no longer covered by NWS
…and I’m supposed to care about Joe Biden’s mental acuity in 2023?
GTFOH
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
February 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Literally happening as we speak
January 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Literally happening as we speak
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A social distancing cheat chart:
January 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A social distancing cheat chart:
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A fair question.
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
A fair question.
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it's important to keep in mind as Trump talks about annexing Canada or whatever the ridiculousness du jour is that he says all sorts of crazy shit all the time and almost none of it actually ends up happening.
December 3, 2024 at 10:43 PM
it's important to keep in mind as Trump talks about annexing Canada or whatever the ridiculousness du jour is that he says all sorts of crazy shit all the time and almost none of it actually ends up happening.
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The day America decided to ignore Jared Kushner's $2 billion from the Saudis, and put an insurrection-inciting convicted felon back in the White House, is the day I stopped giving a shit about any "moral high ground."
I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.
I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.
December 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
The day America decided to ignore Jared Kushner's $2 billion from the Saudis, and put an insurrection-inciting convicted felon back in the White House, is the day I stopped giving a shit about any "moral high ground."
I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.
I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
Are we still eating the cats and eating the dogs?
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Are we still eating the cats and eating the dogs?
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Everytime someone calls Trump “President Donald J. Trump” is like reaffirmation that this is the cultiest cult to ever cult
November 26, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Everytime someone calls Trump “President Donald J. Trump” is like reaffirmation that this is the cultiest cult to ever cult
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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It's not a difference of political opinions if the opposing side's opinion is that you aren't human or shouldn't exist. That's not how anything works.
November 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM
It's not a difference of political opinions if the opposing side's opinion is that you aren't human or shouldn't exist. That's not how anything works.
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I was promised there was a deep state to stop all of this where tf is the deep state
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I was promised there was a deep state to stop all of this where tf is the deep state