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I know Malik Willis has to leave this off-season, but damn I am so impressed with the Packers QB development program. It's like Red Bull Racing, if both the primary and secondary driver got to have good setups. Willis gets plenty of first team reps and is insanely mature with his decisions.
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I know Malik Willis has to leave this off-season, but damn I am so impressed with the Packers QB development program. It's like Red Bull Racing, if both the primary and secondary driver got to have good setups. Willis gets plenty of first team reps and is insanely mature with his decisions.
It's incredibly sickening that Trump keeps taking foreign representatives to Mar-A-Lago for official government business. Trump gets to profit off foreign personnel and gets to steal our tax dollars to provide room and board for the Secret Service.
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's incredibly sickening that Trump keeps taking foreign representatives to Mar-A-Lago for official government business. Trump gets to profit off foreign personnel and gets to steal our tax dollars to provide room and board for the Secret Service.
Happy holidays and Christmas and Hanukkah and every other holiday to everyone except the war criminal that's bombing the birthplace of Christ today.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy holidays and Christmas and Hanukkah and every other holiday to everyone except the war criminal that's bombing the birthplace of Christ today.
Why must we strictly follow these works of dystopian fiction? THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE INSTRUCTION MANUALS!
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Fictional works are NOT instruction manuals
But Trump doesn't quite understand the concept of irony...
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December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why must we strictly follow these works of dystopian fiction? THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE INSTRUCTION MANUALS!
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Yep, there's the claim about these mythical low gas prices. He says gas in some states is now down to $1.99... I thought it was supposed to be $1.98 Donnie!
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yep, there's the claim about these mythical low gas prices. He says gas in some states is now down to $1.99... I thought it was supposed to be $1.98 Donnie!
You gotta be shitting me, "TrumpRx.gov"??? What the hell???
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You gotta be shitting me, "TrumpRx.gov"??? What the hell???
So this address is very typical: "Hottest country on Earth," "Trillions of dollars in investments into the USA," all that bullshit. Shit talking on Biden's economy and handling of the border. Pretty standard stuff, no surprises yet.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So this address is very typical: "Hottest country on Earth," "Trillions of dollars in investments into the USA," all that bullshit. Shit talking on Biden's economy and handling of the border. Pretty standard stuff, no surprises yet.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is an absolute gigachad
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is an absolute gigachad
I challenge you to find anything that will surprise me from MAGA politics. Go ahead, I’ll wait. In the meantime, go peep my Substack post for today! Leave a comment if you’re so inclined, and I would much appreciate if you subscribed to my page (for free!)
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This behavior is very believable
Some may look at Trump’s behavior and think “Hey, wait a second, this just came out of nowhere!” And you’re very justified in being taken aback by this shit, but it really is believable and standard f...
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December 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I challenge you to find anything that will surprise me from MAGA politics. Go ahead, I’ll wait. In the meantime, go peep my Substack post for today! Leave a comment if you’re so inclined, and I would much appreciate if you subscribed to my page (for free!)
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I’ve got a feel-good post today; I wanted to recognize all the awesome young kids who are following after the badass Gen Z. Kids these days are freaking awesome, and that’s what today’s Substack is all about.
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Gen Z Report: The kids are okay
You might think to yourself, “But Haley, the kids are getting fucked over by overpriced housing and shit-paying jobs!” And you’d be exactly correct.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’ve got a feel-good post today; I wanted to recognize all the awesome young kids who are following after the badass Gen Z. Kids these days are freaking awesome, and that’s what today’s Substack is all about.
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The NCAA College Football Famous Idaho Potato Bowl is more legitimate than this bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The NCAA College Football Famous Idaho Potato Bowl is more legitimate than this bullshit
Sleepy Don is just on a damn roll, isn’t he? This shows no signs of stopping anytime soon, unfortunately…
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Once again... Sleepy Don
Another “Dear Leader” Cabinet meeting
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December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sleepy Don is just on a damn roll, isn’t he? This shows no signs of stopping anytime soon, unfortunately…
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McLaren has a loaded gun and they don’t know how to aim anywhere but their own feet. This bottle needs to be studied, for science. This is just the most embarrassing display from any sporting team of all time. Please, go check on your local Papaya.
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How is the McLaren bottle still happening
The fuck is going on here?
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December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
McLaren has a loaded gun and they don’t know how to aim anywhere but their own feet. This bottle needs to be studied, for science. This is just the most embarrassing display from any sporting team of all time. Please, go check on your local Papaya.
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Today's Substack post is all about our troops and the many ways in which Trump despises them with all of his cholesterol-filled heart.
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Trump hates our troops
First, I wanted to bring up the matter of Pete Hegseth and his order to (not-verbatim) kill everyone on the Venezuelan boat from the first airstrike conducted earlier this fall.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today's Substack post is all about our troops and the many ways in which Trump despises them with all of his cholesterol-filled heart.
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I just realized the thumbnail of this non-F1-related post is, in fact, Max Verstappen. I guess he is truly inevitable. Enjoy whatever the hell I just spit out onto Substack I suppose
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Murders in D.C. and Thanksgiving
I wish dearly that I didn't have to write about this topic...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just realized the thumbnail of this non-F1-related post is, in fact, Max Verstappen. I guess he is truly inevitable. Enjoy whatever the hell I just spit out onto Substack I suppose
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Today, I felt compelled to write exclusively about the hilarious failure of the Trump DOJ as it relates to the failed James Comey case. Being able to laugh my literal ass off at the revelation of this news has truly been one of my life’s great privileges.
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I laughed so hard my lungs went on strike
The James Comey indictment has so gloriously, deliciously, cathartically, failed.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today, I felt compelled to write exclusively about the hilarious failure of the Trump DOJ as it relates to the failed James Comey case. Being able to laugh my literal ass off at the revelation of this news has truly been one of my life’s great privileges.
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McLaren makes the 2016 Atlanta Falcons football team look like geniuses… Please, do give this Substack post a read and let me know what you think!
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The McLaren Bottle is happening
You thought Lando beat the allegations of bottling??? HAH!
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November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
McLaren makes the 2016 Atlanta Falcons football team look like geniuses… Please, do give this Substack post a read and let me know what you think!
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Do I have it right that Trump gave his permission for Mamdani to call our president a fascist? Did that happen? My bingo card is so tired, chief, I can't keep going on like this...
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do I have it right that Trump gave his permission for Mamdani to call our president a fascist? Did that happen? My bingo card is so tired, chief, I can't keep going on like this...
I looked inside of my Box of Thoughts today and out came today’s Substack post! Please give this a read, drop a like if you are so inclined, and leave a comment if you indeed have something to say. Cheers!
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What's inside my Box of Thoughts today?
Boy oh boy, what do we make of this week?
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I looked inside of my Box of Thoughts today and out came today’s Substack post! Please give this a read, drop a like if you are so inclined, and leave a comment if you indeed have something to say. Cheers!
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This image pretty much sums up this entire regime. Trump has all but trampled upon everything this flag represents.
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Trump's White House falls to the ground
Haley's Box of Thoughts is a reader-supported publication.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This image pretty much sums up this entire regime. Trump has all but trampled upon everything this flag represents.
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God, I love the smell of fresh justice in the morning. Hop on over to my Substack page to read about this week’s massive Epstein bombshells, and leave a like or a comment if you are so graciously inclined.
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Over 20,000 drops of Premium-Grade Justice
Whoo baby, this one was a doozy
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November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
God, I love the smell of fresh justice in the morning. Hop on over to my Substack page to read about this week’s massive Epstein bombshells, and leave a like or a comment if you are so graciously inclined.
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Sleepy Don is an ineffective leader and can’t be trusted to execute the Office of President.
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Sleepy Don
We can't trust a President who can't even stay awake
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November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sleepy Don is an ineffective leader and can’t be trusted to execute the Office of President.
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Today is a day of celebrations and lessons. We’re celebrating the amazing wins that progressives had all across the nation because those candidates and those propositions learned from the mistakes of 2024. Now, Congressional Dems need to not fuck it up. Easy, right?
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A Real Blue Wave
What is going on all you beautiful fuckers, I hope you’re all having a great post-election day!
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November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Today is a day of celebrations and lessons. We’re celebrating the amazing wins that progressives had all across the nation because those candidates and those propositions learned from the mistakes of 2024. Now, Congressional Dems need to not fuck it up. Easy, right?
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