I did it

YOU EAT IT SQUARE BY SQUARE, THAT'S WHY IT'S MADE LIKE THAT, YOU FIEND. YOU AREN'T IN DANGER RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE AT WORK FOR DISPATCHING, EAT THE CHOCOLATE CORRECTLY

All I could think of when they said they'd read it was those videos like "NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, DON'T READ THAT FIC!" LMAO

I need this basic white man in ways that would limit my job prospects were I to vocalize them

The girl's name is Jasmine, she loves Beef with her whole heart and spoils him just as much as Robert

THIS ISN'T ME SAYING YUMESHIPPING ISN'T SERIOUS, I JUST MEAN ME MYSELF AM NOT ONE, DON'T ATTACK YUMESHIPPERS

No, this is not:
•Me, it's an oc
•Serious, I am just a little silly at the moment
•(Insert character here), it is Robert Robertson from Dispatch
If yall find this on your page and think I'm a yumeshipper, pls don't follow just for that, this account is so unserious

And one that didn't fit in the other gif