Guys trying to be sexy is so adorable it makes me want to fuck them

Gilmore girls would’ve changed the trajectory of my life if Lorelei and Rory didn’t have flat stomachs

It sucks being an adult cause hotels aren’t free anymore :( they’re actually 10 grand for one room :)

You know Jesus ate good pussy

My biggest pet peeve is when my mom doesn’t say ‘I love you’ back