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Exactly
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Morning
April 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Sleep well tonight
March 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Hope your day sparkles
March 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Come Together
March 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Don't know how that got pasta
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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We get it
March 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Keeping it real
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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On the move
March 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Here are more than 3.14 Pi cartoons
March 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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AlphaMove xkcd.com/3045
January 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Linear Sort xkcd.com/3026
December 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Today’s poem takes the form of my Christmas To Do list.
Christmas To Do List   • delay • defer • equivocate  • make some tea • procrastinate  • look at phone • stroke the cat  • readjust the thermostat  • dawdle • dither • hem and haw  • eat mince pie • chew my jaw  • write one card • spin on chair  • play six games of solitaire  • take a break • make a brew • review my list of things to do • eat mince pie • paper scrunch  • stroke the cat • have some lunch    • prioritise new tasks to shirk    (more cups of tea + less housework)  • look at phone • spin on chair  • eat mince pie • loiter • stare  • consider shopping • have quick doze • rest mince pie on bridge of nose • stroke the cat • take a break  • write a card • eat some cake  • spin phone • mince cat • stroke tea • wallow  • write To Do list for tomorrow  Brian Bilston
December 16, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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Today’s poem is considered to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus. It’s called ‘The Caveman’s Lament’.
The Caveman’s Lament   me think about her when sun rises me think about her when sun sets me say to her how much me love her she tell me love invent not yet   me make cave all warm and cosy me lie bearskin on cave floor me play song of love on bone flute she choose cave of Tim next door   me no more go out hunt mammoth me throw spear too short or long me sit in cave me paint her picture  she say me got perspective wrong   me cook meal to show me love her — diplodocus with fried beans — she say food anachronistic me not know what this means   stone age mighty hard for lovers yet rub two flints look what you get small sparks lead to big inferno but she say love invent not yet homo unrequitus
December 8, 2024 at 8:42 AM
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Seismologists xkcd.com/3021
December 6, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Today’s poem is called ‘Love Excels’.
Image description: This poem is presented in the form an excel spreadsheet, with words in each cell. The line ‘Our cells shall merge themselves together’ is in a longer merged cell, and there are filter arrows on the line ‘Remove this filter from my heart’. Love Excels Let's spread ourselves on sheets of love, and turn our data into poetry. Our cells shall merge themselves together as you wrap your text around me. Our sum is greater than our parts, let's crunch our figures without compunction. Remove this filter from my heart, you give me form and function. We shall frolic among the formulae, pivot our tables now and often. I will total all your rows and you can add my column. Brian Bilston
December 4, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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Today’s poem is called ‘How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors’.
How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors   It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride.   Be sure to watch what you write with a fine-tuned comb. Check and re-check until the cows turn blue. It’s as easy as falling off a piece of cake.   Don’t worry about opening up a whole hill of beans: you can always burn that bridge when you come to it, if you follow where I’m coming from.   Concentrate! Keep your door closed and your enemies closer. Finally, don’t take the moral high horse: if the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it. Brian Bilston
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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Neutrino Modem xkcd.com/3017
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Proterozoic Rocks xkcd.com/3008
November 7, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Disposal xkcd.com/3005
October 31, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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RNAWorld xkcd.com/3002
October 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Beamsplitters xkcd.com/2991
September 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Water Filtration xkcd.com/2982
September 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Number Line Branch xkcd.com/2956
July 9, 2024 at 4:41 AM